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You know you spend too much time on the Oh Kee Pa

Postby goldenroad » Mon May 26, 2008 6:40 pm

...when:

1. You check Todays birthdays to see if it is your birthday or not.

please add something funnier...
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Postby neck » Mon May 26, 2008 7:11 pm

when you constantly hit "refresh" and nothing changes and then you get sad...then mad...then sad again.
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Postby Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus » Mon May 26, 2008 7:35 pm

3)The word neck no longer refers to a body part.
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Postby smoothoperator » Mon May 26, 2008 9:15 pm

4) You know you spend too much time on the Oh Kee Pa when enough time has passed that a topic regarding the amount of time you spend on Oh Kee Pa is created.
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Postby neck » Mon May 26, 2008 9:53 pm

5) when you accuse members from England of being Ian.
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Postby Prhymeate » Mon May 26, 2008 10:30 pm

6) you are still being accused of being Ian 7 months after joining.
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Postby KDF4LYPHE » Tue May 27, 2008 4:08 am


Neck wrote:when you constantly hit "refresh" and nothing changes and then you get sad...then mad...then sad again.


haha yep

8) when you go out of town for 4 days and systematically go through every post you missed when you get home
I LOOK TO THE STARS AND THE ANSWER IS CLEAR
I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SEE WHAT I FEAR
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Postby goldenroad » Tue May 27, 2008 5:10 am

fuck hank, learn to count
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Postby KDF4LYPHE » Tue May 27, 2008 6:32 pm

^

8) when you're the first person to correct someone's typo
I LOOK TO THE STARS AND THE ANSWER IS CLEAR
I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SEE WHAT I FEAR
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Postby The Ubiquitous Smokey » Tue May 27, 2008 6:54 pm

9) you're able to identify someone despite constant change in avatar and name
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Postby jawbone » Tue May 27, 2008 10:01 pm

10. you want to be able to respond to face to face conversations with funny pictures



not that that ever happens to me though
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Postby willbreathes » Wed May 28, 2008 12:18 am

11. Image

1. tipsyfuddledboozygroggyelevatedprimedidedither ...
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Postby neck » Wed May 28, 2008 12:52 am

bwaahahaha!

that little bastard cat never gets old.
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Postby Guelah » Wed May 28, 2008 5:49 am


B*R*A*D*Y wrote:10. you want to be able to respond to face to face conversations with funny pictures



not that that ever happens to me though



Whoah that totally happens to me sometimes! That's hilarious. I seriously have been sitting around with friends and wishing that that could be part of our joking around. That's great, I've never knew how to put that thought process into words before.



11) When you read about news/shows/current events, you immediately want to post about it on the Pa.

12) When the OhkeePa is your homepage.

13) When you use 'sonted' in an actual verbal sentence describing your current situation.

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Postby goldenroad » Wed May 28, 2008 5:53 am


Guelah wrote:

13) When you use 'sonted' in an actual verbal sentence describing your current situation.



I'm glad I'm not alone on that one. Was it well recieved in your situation?

14) You know about THE thread, and you keep it quiet, but you don't even want to keep it secret anymore because no one posts there anymore anyway, plus half of it was destroyed which really eats you up inside...shhh.
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Postby Swartzbaugh » Wed May 28, 2008 5:19 pm

What is this too much time you speak of?
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Postby ghost_2000 » Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:12 pm

15) When you impregnate another human being and proceed to tell the OKP before your mother!


GARTHKNIGHT wrote:It's official Im gonna be a daddy, heading off to tell my mother right now, tell you how it goes when I get back...WHEWWWW, listining to Waste from 20 the
20"an show right now and just can't wait to go be with my lady!
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Postby neck » Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:19 pm

^LOL!

16) when you are angered by the fact that the meat board hasnt advanced past 1624 posts.

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Postby jawbone » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:00 am


Ghost_2000 wrote:15) When you impregnate another human being and proceed to tell the OKP before your mother!


GARTHKNIGHT wrote:It's official Im gonna be a daddy, heading off to tell my mother right now, tell you how it goes when I get back...WHEWWWW, listining to Waste from 20 the
20"an show right now and just can't wait to go be with my lady!



perfect.
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Postby ladyphish » Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:32 pm

17. When you talk about people and situations read from OKP in your everyday life...using the words "a buddy of mine" because you don't want to explain to people that the person/story is really from an internet message board you have been visiting for x number of months/years.
I've been doing this a long time and have seen lots of changes most of which I can't fucking stand...but I still go anyway because I'm there for the MUSIC and so I tolerate all that other bullshit because I DO get the point. So there :-)
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Postby El Bastarde » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:26 pm

^LOL This is a nice one.

18. When people have a random photo in their avatar and you start to picture that person speaking what you're reading in their posts, even if that person is someone famous. For example, I picture Conan O'Brien when I read Ladyphish's posts...which is weird in itself.

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Postby phan142 » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:22 pm

19. You become suddenly exhausted of Phish and internet boards and mysteriously disappear for months on end.
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Postby spacecoyote » Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:23 pm

20. ...you see more and more pics of chili in the threads you post in so you start frequenting a different forum that caters to beer nerds and since there is no real tour to go on you go to special beer releases at breweries and start trading rare beer with people around the country and around the world and then you here Phish might come back so you find yourself Googling Oh Kee Pa because you can't remember how to spell it and then you find it and start wondering how many more rare beer releases you can make it to before you have to start buying tickets.
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Postby willbreathes » Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:12 am

20. You understand the chili.


21. Where the fuck is Vern?
1. tipsyfuddledboozygroggyelevatedprimedidedither ...
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Postby jawbone » Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:44 am

^he's brewing up some hetty chili for the forthcoming reunion tour
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