Is it safe to come out?
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oops, wrong thread
I’m starting to think it wasn’t a joke… 
Adam has been reborn.
Yeah I kinda am too. I sent him a PM hoping he would say it was a joke, but no. No response at all. Hank, you need to go pick up your friend and take him to the nearest Phish show, pronto!
There’s always this option…
well according to adam we’ll find out very soon if he was wrong or right. I can’t sleep, don’t know about you guys.
but at least if the world ends it ends for everybody
I just hope he’s not planning on like pulling a Mark David Chapman and offing Trey or something, because I would be uberpissed if that happened.
I’ll tell you what though, if he’s right on his prediction and we’ll say the world ends tomorrow, then 4 DAY LONG WEEKEND BITCHES!
You know, this same thing happened in my last life. Just as that world was ending (it was pretty much like Earth, but they called it Gyro) a bunch of my friends started getting all hyped on this savior named Garshemol. He was a lot like Jesus, but he wore the open heeled sandals instead of the ones with the heel support.
Anyways… turns out when the world ended and we all got into Garshemol’s house (which, btw, was not an easy journey at all. Took like 6 or 7 years and the traffic was ridiculous. It was like the worst Disneyland line ever…) the place was a total mess and there was barely any food in the fridge. 
Everyone literally just sat around and did nothing for like 8 or 9 decades. Garshemol was super grumpy, too. I think he had just been alive for too damn long.
Luckily, it wasn’t eternity-- just about 135 years or so. So, this time around, I’m going wherever the party people are going.
^ 
Scare tactic threads posted by (apparently) hyper-zealot Christians make me . This is fucking retarded. I am honestly so sick of looking at it I might just lock it. Or pee on it. But then I guess I would be going to hell when the world explodes next week huh?
Or maybe this big huge thing he’s talking about the huge catastrophe that’s happening on November 7th: DAYLIGHT SAVINGS IS ENDING!!! Oh mah gawd!!!
Seriously though, I think that if Adam had some sort of divine insight about the end of the world he would have posted more than a bunch of fucking ridiculous babble about Christianity and the “end times”. Also, he would be responding to this thread if he actually had any insight at all, but he has chosen the holier-than-thou approach. That is, assuming this is not total bullshit, which I’m still not convinced of. That shit sounded like it was copied and pasted straight out of a Baptist preacher’s sermon. Gimme a fuckin break. I believe in a much different version of eternity than these nutjobs.
I’m about to start playing Batman: Arkham Asylum so I hope I can finish it before the world ends. That’s my biggest fear…to be playing a video game and then I die and I don’t get to see how the game ends. That would suck.
End it, and soon. I have too much school work this month.
Funny, when I read the OP I was kind of in agreement.
But in a very very loose, sorta symbolic, metaphorical, alternative interpretation kinda way.
Bad is bad, and good is marginally more decent. God loves, the devil hates, those two don’t get along, stop being shitty and start being pretty okie dokie, Sam & Liz pay the woman, will ya.
have you seen Adam lately Derek? didn’t you guys used to get together once in a while?
As Jesus himself said: “I’m not touching this one with a ten foot pole”
^^that’s the way I sees it. thanks daniel san
I received a text from Adam and I was healed.
I talked to him and he invited me to a retreat in the hills…Said they like to wear Nike’s and stare at the moon…