We don’t negotiate with hooligans like you. hand over the mule and the tapes, and we go peacefully. Be stuborn like that damn porno animal and we’re goin in.
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
out of all people who whore out their mule in order to sell porno vidoes on the internet, i am the one who gets caught. some luck. no to mention the mule is only 14 years old! at least i still have my dignity…along with my pig and elephant. how does that song go again?
funny story of how i met the mule. i walked into a local bar one night and there was a sign on the wall. it said ‘if you can make this mule laugh i’ll pay you $100’. so i gave the bartender $5 and took the mule out back. a few minutes later we walked back in and he was laughing his ass off (zing). the bartender asked me how i did it but i declined to answer and just collected my $100. well the next week i came back to the bar and now they had a sign on the wall that said ‘if you can make this mule cry, i’ll give you $500’. so i again gave the bartender $5 and took the horse out back. a few minutes later we returned and he was balling his eyes out. the bartender said to me, “i’ll give you the $500 but you have to tell me how you made this mule laugh last week and then made him cry this week.” i replied, “last week i told him my dick was bigger than his. this week i showed him.”
hoy-yo!!! now out the back window to freedon…you’ll never catch me copper, mrah.
the second-longest word in the English language is
“antidisestablishmenterianism”
‘Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia’ is the fear of long words.
sex is a short word…
so is “mule”
“mule-sex” is the perfect length for a word.
It’s a very woody word.
It’s like, how much more wordy could this be? and the answer is none. None more word.
indeed.
none more word fer sure.
Top 10 cars driven by some billionaires are…
http://cars.msn.co.uk/carnews/ttbillionmar06/Default.asp
Coming in at #3…
http://www.forbesautos.com/advice/toptens/billionaire/05-ingvar_kamprad.html?partner=msnuk
…haha, i love it…i used to drive one in high school.
thats great… the ones that drive pick up trucks are pretty cool to. I mean you have the money but if you don’t want a luxary car, don’t buy it.
I DRIVE A 240 TOO!
it’s a beige '89 sedan.
it’s my ride, office, second home, and best freind.
Jawbone is the man.
SO is spooks. But he can’t be the man, because is teh taintless wonder.
the top 1.7% of this board owns 39.8% of the posts.
c’mon guys, let’s spread the wealth!
Tax cuts for the rich!
Nothing for the poor!
what do i have to do to be rich on this board then?
take your obsession to a new level.
OR
rob the OKP bank.
what if i’m on unemployment comp.?
do i have to pay taxes then?
keep in mind…i’m the same color as you.
The OKP will exempt you from taxes in that case.
Same color = will help in any illegal activities, which may or may not include robbing banks, jaywalking, streaking, murder, petty larceny, and check deception.