We all suck.
IU love youāll, I am drunkie tooo
hey, this thread is the most popular on the OKP
gotta love that, in a weird sort of way.
i will eat your face.
ālife is just a series of peaks and troughs. you dont know when your at a peak until your coming down and you donāt know your in a trough until your coming out. You know who said that? Dolly Parton. And people think that sheās just a big tit.ā
ricky gervais is the man
talkinā bout 3/29/06 here folks:
do you ever wake up and just know that the day is not gonna go in your direction? thereās nothing you can do about it but hope that you just had a weird dream that you donāt remember or something. and then everything continues to go wrong, without any fault of yoursā¦
-find out that i cant claim unemployment for 3 months.
-go to get my uncle so we can start painting my momās bathroom and fix my bike, and heās already too drunk to do anything productive so i spent the whole afternoon trying to get him back to his sail boat.
-make plans to meet up with freinds later before my freindās weekly gig, but nobody was home later and nobody answers their phone.
-get a call from my singing freind that sheās not gonna play tonight. call her back and ask if she wants to get together and work on some songs, but her d-bag boyfreind might want to hang out with her later.
-call our mutual best freindā¦she doesnāt answer her phone either meaning sheās probably sold me out for her d-bag ex or something.
by the end of the day now iām finding it all pretty funny. kind of in a woody allen or rodney dangerfield kind of way. and iām sure it will all be fine in the morning, iām probably just paranoidā¦or maybe THIS is my weird dream for tonight and iāll wake up thinking strange because of it and all will be fine in realityā¦
i just ate a bad ass sandwichā¦
whole wheat bread
marinated and baked tofu
sprouts
shaved carrots
chopped celery
chopped red onion
herb vegan mayo
tomato pestoā¦andā¦
romaine lettuce.
GOD DAMN was it goodā¦the tomato pesto was far too deliciousā¦i NEED MORE!!
ohā¦and i had a grape vitamin waterā¦that stuff is greatā¦neck suggests it.
it tastes like the light purple gatoradeā¦is that stuff still around?
what the hell was it called?
^uhā¦grape gatorade? perhaps?
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you are definitely getting me hungry for lunch here. I woke up late this morning and had to skip breakfast. but i have a sandwch in front of me now, ready and waiting:
brie and pastrami on a brown barm cake with tomato (pronounced toe-mahā-toe in these parts).
going home now to enjoy this beauty and watch a little telly over lunch.
Jawbone, I hope you wake up on the right side of the bed todayā¦yesterday you got NO respect. I tell ya!
come on!
if it were simply āgrape gatoradeā i reckon iād remember that.
then again maybe i wouldnt.
oh yeah, jawboneā¦sorry to hear bout yer shitty day. today will be betterā¦hopefullyā¦
and jamphanā¦i like the āNO respectā comment. well done.
one more thingā¦has anyone else seen that new āhonda PILOTā commercial? the clavinet in it is so sooo funkyā¦i wonder who it is.
Glacier Ice gatorade?
just f-in wit ya neckā¦regular grape gatorade is straight-up purp, nothing ālightā about itā¦
I think willb is on the right track
i just got online, and jambandphan is talkin about lunch.
^yeah sorry dudeā¦i figured if neck was just having his late night snack i might as well go ahead and describe my next mealā¦sometimes i forget that you are all really far away and might not want to read about certain things when you first get up in the morning
you might like to hear (if you havenāt been to jambands.com yet today) that they are having a Chili Pepper & Brew Fest in CO June 9-11ā¦pretty funny that itās the same weekend as waka after all our chili jibba jabba
[tehdit] check it out: http://www.jambands.com/News.phtml?newsfile=redesign_news269.html#3-29-24 [/tehdit]
was it called ectocooler?
mmmm sand wedge.
sorry for the quick double post but for those that dont know, kevin shapiro has a myspace account. he always has sick sbd songs up and this bowie is smokin! hence the nameā¦
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=10827303
iām just screwin around. i really, honestly donāt care.
I guess Iāll make my initial appearance in here if itās sāokā¦would the āgrape gatoradeā be Riptide Rush? I had a serious problem once. Okay, well more than once, but Iām trying so hard to repress those awful memories. Purpleā¦Purpleā¦Purpleā¦
I too have moved on to purple vitamin waterā¦uh oh
Aye, that vitamin water stuff is good. Its good with lots a food and makes me feel better when I have a cold. Not that the drink does do anything, its just so cold and refreshing.
for some reason i love that line. sorry about your bad day man.