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Kick that shit G!

Fuck yeah.

I love this shit.

Lion vs. Tiger.

Crocodile vs. Alligator.

Rhino vs. Hippo.

http://edition.cnn.com/EARTH/9710/08/whale.vs.shark/

For the record, this is what I looked like last weekend while I was blazing in Cleveland:

That’s the exact same as you’ve always looked.

So…yeah.

Thanks for the update.

You need some hair there bucko :wink:

"My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you ~
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “Go to hell.”

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime."

LOL :wink:

you know what’s cool? When you’re driving down the road with ____ (insert music of interest here) coming out of the speakers when the music crescendos with something that’s happening around you. For instance, the traffic light changes to green or the sun suddenly bursts out from behind the clouds. Once I was listening to Mockingbird and there was a whole mess of birds fluttering crazily about. Things like that make me smile daily. I think I need a life.

I like when a thunderstorm coincides with a show while you’re driving down the road. That was always one of my favorite parts of tour.

I love it when someone asks me a question like “Jeff, will you pass the salt please?” and at just that moment I let out a rippin’ fart.

LOL… ^that was kinda humourous wasn’t it? … well I made myself laugh atleast ;D

disgusting…truly disgusting.

i cant believe you’d have the nerve to come on here and type that.

::rips fart::

inhales deeply

I AM TRULY DEEPLY SHAMED.

::cowers in corner… plays with his bad self… meekly farts::

dies

::farts on spooks::

::pours gasoline on self::

::lights a match::

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Play it Leo

I’m so lonely

Jim Beam is always there for you.