I’m sorry for calling him a drug dealer, i was pretty stoned though.
It’s all good.
And it’s sonted, not stoned.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I am laughing my fucking ass off at this page. This is one of the better pages of this thread in recent memory.
And we’re almost to 300 again. Wicked.
BTW, I just did the Vaporizer thing last week for the first time (not with crack though). Man does that thing knck you on your ass. I just started smoking semi regularly again within the last few months, so I am a lightweight. But man that contraption certainly does Stupify you!!
Vapes are indeed perty hetty.
I don’t smoke out of them often, but the times I have my high has always lasted much longer than usual.
A+ to this page
The shot of the old guy with the huge phone is priceless.
This definitely reaffirms by belief in karma.
This guy used to pick on people in middle school and high school and generally just walked around with a chip on his shoulder.
One time I made fun of Marilyn Manson, not to his face, and then a day later while he was wearing a MM shirt came up and started shoving me.
http://www.jconline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071016/NEWS03/710160347/1152/NEWS
…goethe
mung juice
thats right i said it
suffer
::suffers::
haha, was walking in to the restaurant earlier tonight with the gal and had my back turned to the greeter/hostess chick at first. she immediately says, “just you two ladies tonight?”
I laughed it off and cracked a few jokes towards her. I guess it happens when you don’t cut your hair for 14 months.
i dont get it…the hostess saw yer vag?
yeah, I guess that musta been it
fine, hank.
be that way.
pissy pussy.
“what do you gotta do?”
—“eat, shit, slap my mom and leave.”
“k…see you in 20.”
Did you say “Yes, just us 2” or did you say “I’m a man?”