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[gregradiohead]

Well my pad is very messy
And there’s whiskers on my chin
And I’m all hung up on music
And I always play to win
I ain’t got no time for lovin’
Cause my time is all used up
Just to sit around creatin’
All that groovy kind of stuff.

I’m a man
Yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so
I’m a man
Yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so.

Well if I had my choice of matter
I would rather be with cats
All engrossed in mental chatter
Moving where our minds are at
And relating to each other
Just how strong our wills can be
I’m resisting all involvement
With each groovy chick we see

Well I’m a man
Yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so
I’m a man
Yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so.

I got to keep my image
While suspended from a throne
That looks out upon a kingdom
Full of people all unknown
Who imagine I’m not human
And my heart is made of stone
I never had no problems
And my toilet’s trimmed with chrome

I’m a man
Yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so.
I’m a man
Yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so

[The_Ubiquitous_Smokey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tfNhL_R_rI

The hardest working man in show business

[KDF4LYPHE]

haha, was walking in to the restaurant earlier tonight with the gal and had my back turned to the greeter/hostess chick at first. she immediately says, “just you two ladies tonight?”

I laughed it off and cracked a few jokes towards her. I guess it happens when you don’t cut your hair for 14 months.

Did you say “Yes, just us 2” or did you say “I’m a man?”

oh I just looked toward her and smiled at first, then said something like “yeah just us 2”

she was embarrassed after that point

[KDF4LYPHE]

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phg, Neck

ya know I luv ya, always have

[The_Ubiquitous_Smokey]

I found this from Bills useless info thread,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h4o8B7-Jm0

LISTEN TO THE CHORUS

because all great songs start with an oom pah pah

[ghost_2000]

http://community.comcast.net/comcastportal/blog/article?message.uid=797059

35 dumb sports quotes.

There are some definite gems in there!

[marley]

http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2007/10/19/a_mindbender_class/

That’s one class I would ACE!!!

[The_Ubiquitous_Smokey]

Why is today taking so long to be over at work.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the last hour is always the longest.

::farts::

[ghost_2000]

Indeed.

I’ve got about 75 minutes or so left.

I’m just hoping no one calls and no one comes in.

[The_Ubiquitous_Smokey]

^take the phone off the hook and lock the door.

[ghost_2000]

well if i did that what the hell is the point in staying?

[Guelah]

Whoah, we’re at 300.

de ja vu sets in

But this time I have a job! Have a good weekend OKP. If any of you are in TN next weekend, you should come check out our music festival we are throwing. It’s gonna be tits!

WHOO!

[The_Ubiquitous_Smokey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiE8rO7M_Uc

Why the Ball may still be my favorite fest.

[ghost]

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ghost

Invisibla User?

[willbreathes]

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willbreathes, augustus (invisible)

[ladyphish]

My supervisor was just talking about Halloween costumes she’s seen in the past and I thought I’d share some of them just in case anyone’s looking for ideas. Keep in mind she’s a nurse and the parties she goes to are thrown by doctors!

One year she dressed up as a pumpkin and her husband made a sweatshirt that said “Peter, Peter” on it. Get it? Peter, peter, pumpkin eater?

One of our doctors dressed up as a redneck cheerleader complete with curly black wig around his “private” area and continuously did herkies all night to show it off.

This one is my favorite. A man wearing blue jeans and nothing else called himself premature ejaculation… because he came in his jeans. Buh dum DAH

[Buster]

Doctors… they’re a strange breed…

[Fluffy_Bunny]

Alright, so last Sunday some of my friends and i decided to get mohawks (we were drunk, but not that much), so 5 of us got them. mine was the only one that got fucked up. everyone else’s looked good. so on monday i got my head completely buzzed. i haven’t had my hair this short in ten years. but here’s the best part: my parents are here this weekend and when i showed up at their hotel yesterday they laughed at me. it doesnt even look bad; most of my friends here say it looks better than my long hair did. and yet my parents laugh at me.

[willbreathes]

1. Wear brown robe (with hood if possible)
2. Staple potato chip bags on you
3. Call yourself a chipmunk.
4. Get laid.

[Fluffy_Bunny]

i think I’m gonna skip steps 2 & 3