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^that is DVD is dope. for sure.

^ i don’t have a clue what that means, but it sounds like a swell idea.

OH SNAP!.. but… but I don’t own a dvd burner.

::hangs head and weeps::

Just look at 'em… so fucking obvious. She’s grabbing his pecker just out of photo. Dirty birds.

Horny Couger! :-*

Dude, when did it become Non-Phish Bjords?? When the fuck did that happen?!

ā€˜Bout fourscore and you never bein’ here.

Wait a second!

scratches foreskin inquisitively

mahhhh

I just got back from Atlanta. I took my daughter to Phillip’s Arena to see High School Musical On Ice, ha. Before the show, some dance group did a little number to warm the crowd up I suppose, and they were introduced by T-Boz from TLC, remember them? It was kinda funny because she said her name and what group she was in and waited for applause…but the crowd was a good 10 years too young to go chasin’ waterfalls, know what I’m saying?

I have a scaly afterskin.

this place is weird

WILLY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMyCPe0vExk

i sure do miis this guy

There is nothing like a Mike Gordon bass solo. Nothin’.

I always suspected that Prince wrote that tune, but I never checked.

I should go around introducing myself as the guy from one of the bands I’ve been in, and then let that uncomfortable silence/lack of applause fester in the moment and entertain everyone. Might be good to do at the beginning of a bar gig.

ā€œGood Evening everyone! I’m Kevin of course … You all probably remember me from the 1987 junior high school garage band ā€˜Death’ … yeah … yeah I see you nodding in the back. Great to be here.ā€

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGQ20yDDVzQ

live mario sweet

Hose I just want to say that your humor doesn’t go unnoticed.
LOL

^thats ā€œhumourā€ā€¦get it right.