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Gross

I’m not down with poop talk

I love poop.

Poopy poop poop poooooop.

I am going to print that chart out and keep it in my bathroom.

I will then look at my stool and identify the type.

I will keep a log of my findings and then over the course of several months, make a pie chart.

^^how many curics’s is all the poop

can’t weigh more than the #1 #2, bono

heh heh…you said “log.”

can we have weekly updates?

Yes, I will give weekly updates of my log’s loggings.

you guys are sick bastards

This is how my ebay purchase got to me:

Delivered NOVI MI 48377 10/25/07 11:55am
Arrival at Unit NOVI MI 48375 10/25/07 6:27am Acceptance KING OF PRUSSIA PA 19406 10/23/07 2:51pm
Electronic Shipping Info Received KING OF PRUSSIA PA 19406 10/23/07 12:28pm
Electronic Shipping

I have pictures of this town from tour. Just thought it was funny.

k.

see ya.

bye.

Really?!?! Oh I’m so excited.

Man oh man. Been cleaning out my house all damn day. Rearranged all the cabinets in my kitchen, cleaned out all my old cups and dishes ( to take to the thrift store), cleaned out my laundry room which is pretty massive (so nice to actually be able to walk into the storage corner again!) and cleaned out my daughters toys and clothes (also to take to the thrift store). Just made a nice lunch of baked bbq wings, green beans, and strawberry slices. I’m thinking stuffed chicken with sauteed portabello mushrooms and blackbean hummus for dinner. I feel so…domestic.

minus the mushies for me.

so what time should i come by?

I’ll be arriving at 7, Neck, so any time around then is good.

It was quite yummy. I ate leftovers for breakfast. Taking my daughter to Cracker Barrell with the 'rents in an hour. I think I’ll have pancakes to balance it out.

We are…MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY

anyone ever had to execute a mouse-killing plan? I have.

Right when I moved in to my apt I saw a mouse scurry across the floor towards the kitchen. Creeped me out pretty good. Then I set a mousetrap and found him dead in it a couple days later. It was gross to have to pick up the mousetrap with him dangling off it and throw it in the trash outside.

I know, epic story.

Did you grow some hair on your chest as a result?

Police On My Back?

ARE YOU RUNNING?!!!