^^^I once killed 17 mice in 14 days with a reusable trap and some peanut butter. Damn vermin ate my ramun noodlez and triscuits.
Iām glad I have 2 cats.
Although Iāve never seen them deal with any other species besides each other.
I think my older cat could kill a small fox.
Whenever Iāve killed mice I had just the tiniest morsel of regret.
But from the start, it was outweighed by the tiniest morsels of my food that they stole.
Rodent trespassing thieves get the death penalty in my house.
Apparently when I was really young, a squirrel somehow got into our house and ended up in my bedroom. My Mom called my Grandpa over to take care of it, so while we stood outside the door he was smashing its brains in with a tennis racket or hammer or something. My Mom claims that it really freaked me out, but I donāt remember it at all.
that may explain a lot
the other day i heard the dog barkingā¦went and looked and she was barking at a tiny little mouseā¦but that fucker kept running towards the houseā¦i went out and cut him offā¦grabbed him by the tail and looked aroundā¦saw a cat on the porch across the streetā¦walked over towards him but he just ran away regardless of my yelling ākitty!! but i have a mouse for you!!ā
so i just dropped him in the sewer.
Thatās the worst thing you could have done.
Rodents mutate in the sewer!
well that was part of the planā¦i was trying to make a āmaster splinterā
Oh well OK.
Then it is fine.
Nice work!
i havent seen him since thoughā¦im starting to get worried.
just keep rubbing
gets out tape recorder
Note to self: donāt move to Detroit.
Or Michigan for that matter.
Detroit City aināt nuttinā to fuck wit!
you shit sticks!!
if this actually did happen, well, then I donāt know how to react to it.
cool I think?
this one time i saw a strange dog walking down the street with some rope tied around its neck and some homosapian looking thing walking behind it. I knew it must have been an alien invasion of some kind so i ran outside and started swinging my rake at them but they just started to panic and tried to run away. So i stole a scooter from some little kid across the street and hunted them down. I grabbed them but i couldnāt get the green ooze to squeeze out.
so i just dropped them in the sewer.
i felt bad about killing the little mouseā¦and hell, i dont even know if he died in that sewerā¦maybe he crawled right back outā¦maybe HE is a SHE!
shit.
mice are a dime a dozenā¦at least where I shop.
I think you mean mouses, you dunce.
heās back in your house, and will strike when you least expect it, or his siblings will get you