so i’m about to go to a job interview that i had scheduled for yesterday. Its kind of far and i don’t even really know where it is. I don’t even know what it is. I haven’t applied for a job in a few weeks because i was working a temp gig.
So i’m just gonna asume this is going to be my dream job.
bikini inspector?
heady beer tester
Video Game Tester.
video games < heady beer
EDIT: one day you’ll understand.
Good luck with your interview!
Anal Bead salesmen? ;D
Just remember:
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A manhole cover is round because a manhole cover is round.
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If something is dropped during the interview, go out of your way to pick it up.
You have a cover on your manhole??
::pees on greg::
No, my manhole!!
:Hands Greg a towel named Barett:
i got gas…
this sucks
I can’t fucking sleep.
me neither.
New Orleans Social Club gettin’ me by though
I love harmonica
well that job was bullshit, but i got one today for the city, working in parking lots. Work on the lot. Hetty, right?
anyway. I still consider myself a professional heady beer taster.
"I gotta buy a new wallet.
I pissed on the floor last night, then slept in it.
Now my wallet smells like piss."
(didn’t happen to me; this dude who lives downstairs)
^Sure, sure, the old “Didn’t happen to me, but it was the dude upstairs” story…
no, downstairs.
i’m on the top floor, there is no upstairs for me