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so i’m about to go to a job interview that i had scheduled for yesterday. Its kind of far and i don’t even really know where it is. I don’t even know what it is. I haven’t applied for a job in a few weeks because i was working a temp gig.

So i’m just gonna asume this is going to be my dream job.

bikini inspector?

heady beer tester

Video Game Tester.

video games < heady beer

EDIT: one day you’ll understand.

Good luck with your interview!

Anal Bead salesmen? ;D

Just remember:

  1. A manhole cover is round because a manhole cover is round.

  2. If something is dropped during the interview, go out of your way to pick it up.

You have a cover on your manhole??

::pees on greg::

No, my manhole!!

:Hands Greg a towel named Barett:

i got gas…

this sucks

I can’t fucking sleep.

me neither.

New Orleans Social Club gettin’ me by though

I love harmonica

well that job was bullshit, but i got one today for the city, working in parking lots. Work on the lot. Hetty, right?

anyway. I still consider myself a professional heady beer taster.

"I gotta buy a new wallet.

I pissed on the floor last night, then slept in it.

Now my wallet smells like piss."

(didn’t happen to me; this dude who lives downstairs)

^Sure, sure, the old “Didn’t happen to me, but it was the dude upstairs” story…

no, downstairs.

i’m on the top floor, there is no upstairs for me