I took a crap inside Neck’s coin pouch.
::looks at wallet and coin pouch in disbelief::
Fuckers
I bought a sandwich today, asked for; pastrami, swiss cheese, onion, tomato, and dijon mustard. Received; pastrami, swiss cheese, a tiny bit of onion, and dijon mustard. Paid; $6.50.
I can’t go complain because the fucking shop is a ten minute drive from campus and I don’t have a car.
^What shop?
the fucking shop
I went to the fucking shop once. I asked for a pint of fucking, and instead, they took me behind the counter and sodomized me with a beer bottle.
I think it’s called Vermont Sandwich
Ok, I’ll remember to never go there.
I’ll stick with Kountry Kart Deli…fuck… just mentioning it I want a sub now…
In-credible.
Fucking rip-off is what they are. They used to give a giant sandwich for $6, now it’s $7-9 and they skimp. Bastards.
K(ountry)K(art)D(eli) may not give you a huge chunk of sandwich, but they don’t ask for $9 either, unless you get a drink, but that’s your fault, not their’s. Careful with that Rise 'n Shiner, Fluff, it’s a helluva drug.
Just go to Tubbys.
Do they have those there?
Prolly not.
Suckas.
I agree! We need more Greg! Now!
We ain’t got shit. Well, we have some shit, but it’s on a smaller scale than most are used to. But no Tubbys, though there is a Fat Daddy’s now that I think if it. Of relation? Probably not.
Move along.
quit interrupting our Greg appreciation with your stupid local sub talk
jk
^Hey, HEY!
FUCK YOU!
KKD WILL OWN YOUR FACE!
ummmm…
backs out of thread
closes door
runs for the hills
behave yourself, Neil.
On second thought,
nevermind.
After a long silence, I return.
How is this place?
We’re currently separated by sub shops, but we’re working out our differences.
Half-Fast subs (half assed subs) in boulder colorado is sick…
my vote for best campus deli/resteraunt