I farted on your pillow you limey bloke
Ok I need to let you guys in on the craziness that was the other night.
I went to see Phil and friends at the Nokia on my own on Tuesday, and I ended up hanging out with some of the same people I did on Friday, who were pretty much a bunch of West Coast trustifarians I guess.
Anyway, I was planning on taking the 1:06 train home but then I ended up getting drunk at the bar with some of these dudes then we went back to the hotel to smoke. While there a dude I didnāt even know well offered me some crystal acid. I was kind of curious about it so I took a bit. It ended up being something like the 3 hits. oops.
So then we ended up in this apartment next door with some other random people I met. But they seemed a tad shady. You know, like those GDF tree thuggers and it wasnāt bad until the real sketchballs came in. It was fun for awhile until I something strange seemed like it was going down. The TV was just flipping through all the channels and it just seemed like it was supposed to just confuse the fuck out of me, then I seriously felt like they could have been a part of some weird acid cult.
When we were leaving the show on Friday I saw a lot of propaganda being handed out by the 12 Tribes and ive heard horror stories of people dissappearing in strange buses and I started to get paranoid that maybe these people were trying to manipulate me. Because those cults prey on types around my age looking for a place in life. But I really have no idea, but as a joke I was like āI will not join your cult!ā I didnāt even know if it was at all, but something in my mind told me to leave. So I left, no one followed me out, this was another clue to the fact that I could have been right. And I went to Grand Central. but oops its 4am and there are no trains. Then my friend Eddie who I was hanging with called and said he was worried sick and to get back to the hotel. I wanted to walk so bad, but the streeets were so shady and I had never been that faced in my entire life. I finally hopped in a cab tripping my face off and then got back to the hotel with those kids.
They were all sleeping when i got there. I was a mess! I put my stuff on the flour then I couldnāt find anything and then I lied down and needed my ipod and tried to relax. And I kept telling my friend to I didnāt end up in the purple bus.
An hour or 2 later I woke up, went to the bathroom and found a piece of my face. I called my good friend Danielle and she cheered me up and I got all my shit and left to play outside. The rest of the day ended up being fun. I had to call out of work though at 5 because there was no way I could go after all this. I even called out of subbing for the next day. I played in central and talked to some random people and enjoyed the trip. When my phone and ipod ran out of battery I headed home and my friend Sara came over and we we went and watched the Sunset over by the hudson river and later on my friend Felecia came over to drink beers with me. It was nice to have people to get me through this. I called almost all my friends that day to tell them what my state was in.
Yesterday was fun! But I couldnāt help but be freaked out by the west coast weirdos feeding me acid and the whole cult thing. Those kids seemed like Jerry Garcia was their friggen profit and that this whole travelling circus was just one big cult in itself and iām a bit unsettled. My friend Eddie said that they really werenāt in a cult, and that it was funny that i freaked out. but whatever. What a friggen day! what do you think about all this nonsense?
^I think its great to be young and fancy foot free!
btw Jerry Garcia is the friggen prophet muwhahahahaha!!!
^seriously though, im still pretty freaked out!!
And you will. Always listen to your intelligence. Itāll help you cut thru the nonsense.
I donāt knowā¦ Iāve been around some strange folk and when they start suggesting weird things I tell them to stick their penis in someone elseās ear thank you!
who keeps the metric system down?
damn that story makes me want to eat acid tonight, and then catch vibes all day tomorrow
god I love the day-after vibesā¦
sounds like you made it through OK Marienneā¦that kind of reminds me of tripping in downtown Miami after 12.29, and being completely lost for about an hourā¦creepy empty streets and bums trying to sleep everywhereā¦ugh ::shivers, chugs Pabst::
Just finished an amazing bacon rise and shiner from KKD. Amazing. Simply amazing.
one toke over the line
Thomās sittinā in a railway station!
Hey, to all my good friends in OKP landā¦ go read Marianneās chilling post again, and do me one big favor. DONāT EVER DO THAT under those specific conditions.
WE DO!
because im lazy and donāt feel like typing this again, and yes it should be in the rumor thread, but I feel more people will see it here
Maheophish: so my friend teymour
gruvphan1: me legs feel like jello
Maheophish: heās in lawschool
Maheophish: im sorry
gruvphan1: what kind of law wants he to practice?
Maheophish: patent
gruvphan1: zzzzzzzzzzzz
Maheophish: so he was doing a research project on copyrights
Maheophish: and looked up phishās logo
Maheophish: and the copyright expired in sept of 2004
Maheophish: for touring
Maheophish: not for merch
gruvphan1: yeah, you only have like 17 years on that shit right?
Maheophish: and last
Maheophish: may
Maheophish: they reinstated it
Maheophish: which is weird
gruvphan1: not really
Maheophish: he just told me last night
Maheophish: yah really
gruvphan1: not really
gruvphan1: they still sell shirts on phish.com so why wouldnāt they want to renew it?
Maheophish: okay
Maheophish: let;s try this again
gruvphan1: lol
Maheophish: they kept the one for merch
Maheophish: andise
Maheophish: the one for touring
Maheophish: they let expire
gruvphan1: right, I gotcha
Maheophish: and they reinstated it last may
This belongs in the Reunion Rumor Mill.
Iām telling!
^maybe they donāt want someone else owning the copyright on their logo for touring. Like a cover band.
::pokes proverbial bubble with sharp pin::
Leftover, undistributed Halloween candy is for grown-ups. Itās how we begin the process of fattening up a bit more, in increments throughout our thirties & forties.
How else are we supposed to do it? Ya gotta start late October, early November.
Anyone else see the āFLUFFHEADā sign behind Kirk Herbstreet on Gameday today?
^huh huh, he said herbā¦
It starts in 3 minutes, Iāll be on the lookout for it!
Watch for the piece on Wabash/Depauw! Monon Bell game!