but, no, NO!!!
THAT’s NOT WHAT I TYPED!!!
DAMN IT!!!
THOMMY!!!
But it is what you inferred. So there ya have it. Infernal inferral.
thats what she said
Sits back on penis couch and laughs
one time i said penis in front of a girl
i laughed
one time i stuck my penis in a girl
i laughed
What’s crack-a-lacking, motherfuckers?!
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It’s Greg!!
Just so you know Gregory I heard my first Radiohead tune the other day and I thought “This is Greg!!'s favorite band!!” Then I heard it again a day or two later and I really like the song. But most of all it reminds me of you and your sweet smell and gentle touch.
Must have been Lurgee!
They haven’t been my favorite band for awhile, but that’s cool.
Hey everyone. Hope you all had a great holiday weekend.
I spent the entire time at the grocery store, cooking, eating, or sleeping.
My first attempt at making the dressing was a great success! Very yummy. I also cooked breakfast yesterday morning with baked garlic and cheese grits, pigs in a blanket, and a breakfast casserole with mushrooms, eggs, and prisciutto and then made some killer pumpkin bars with cream cheese icing for desert.
Got a kick ass media cabinet from World Market lastnight so I’ve spent all day trying to reconfigure my livingroom to make it fit with my over-sized sofa and chair. I’m in love with this piece of furniture. It’s sad really.
Santa Clause: The Movie is on AMC right now. Anybody else watch this as a kid? It’s the one where Dudley Moore is the head elf and the actor who played “Dick” from 3rd Rock From The Sun tries to take over christmas thereby creating “Christmas 2” with lollipops that make you fly.
This is the first time I’ve gotten on the internet on this computer in over a year. This is the one my so-called friend was holding against its will for so long. He put some nasty ass shit on here, man. I found a whole page of beastiality porn he downloaded…we’re talking chicks fucking dogs and horses. I watched one outta curiosity and my mouth dropped to the floor. I guess I’m naive and didn’t think people actually did shit like that, lol. Anywho, he finally brought the computer back in September and really thought we would still be friends after it. He didn’t think he did anything wrong by dodging my phonecalls and emails. I infomed him that I didn’t need anyone like him in my life…then I called his girlfriend a skank. Perhaps I stepped over the line just a tad?
sorry about keeping that computer so long Ollie.
and I think I got rid of all that stuff…
Ollie, download LOTS of porn.
puters are good for that.
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHARLIE(JEREMY)JACK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
That’s so surreal to me about that computer - only because I read about it like a year ago, and so this is like … the sequel.
It’s a virtual Return of Ollie’s Rogue Computer, starring ladyphish … as Ollie, and Buttf*ck Marmalade as her shady friend Larry.
^^he was in a bad mood so he took his ball and went home. then he thought “that was stupid”, and so he came back.
anything exciting happen in the last 12 to 16 hours or so?
yeah I made a pretty good sandwich last night
aw yeah, tha’s what i’m talkin’ about.
Is she a skank?
more of a she-whore with stinky panties, but i guess you could call her that.