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#8541

Can I get my number yet? No?

#8542

You are infinity.

#8543

Patience, Monty. Climb the ladder…

#8544

Mike Gordon would play Adam.

Adam, I swear to God, I’m painting your hair frosty-gray at Save the Date, and you’re gonna be Mike for Halloween.

#8545

LITTLE! Where you been man? Tour just wasn’t the same without you.

#8546

everybody shutup

#8547

NO U!!! 1!!

#8548

Workin’ and playing music. I had an achin’ in my heart while you guys were out west without me. I called Travis one night and he said he was with you guys. I really felt like I was missing out. And I was. It’s all good though, many tours to come! Hopefully I’ll see you guys at Save the Date!!

I wish I had the internets.

#8549

ok, i need some help… I left my job a year ago after dropping acid and forgetting to find a replacement to take my shift. i had to ref 3 intramural soccer games while coming down. i felt like a complete tool, all i wanted to do was hug the losing teams. i quit that job the next day. now, I’m filling out job applications and i need a reason for leaving that job, better than “acid made me realize i was a tool”

stoned cutters, what should i do?

#8550

^ Fluffy - you “left to pursue other interests more in line with your current objective of _________.” Or you “felt that the position was no longer a good fit for your schedule / priorities / personal or professional goals,” etc.

Usually you don’t need to say much about that unless asked. Keep it very brief and don’t go into specifics. That question is just a standard and most employers won’t really pay attention unless there’s some huge red flag there like the word “homicide” or “butt sex” or “LSD.” :wink:

#8551

So, what you’re saying is that I should NOT have put “Committed a homicide on another male after we dropped some LSD and had butt sex with some random chick and she said she would love me forever…if I ditched the other guy.”?

DAMN!
slaps forhead repeatedly

#8552

I know right?? If only I’d been on-hand with my awesome pro tips, you’d have known better. :wink: Ah well, sometimes you just gotta tell it like it is.

#8553

A futon is also known as a flip-n-fuck.

#8554

Hmmmm, I didn’t know that.

That’s wacky, wild stuff!

#8555

I have also heard the term, and made use of said furniture in the aforementioned manner.

It works, try it sometime.

#8556

Broke a F-n-F at school one year. It no longer F’d and so it just became a permanant bed. So we continued to F.

#8557

^, ^^, ^^^^

fuggin hilarious.

#8558

WWCED? What would Chris Evans do?

#8559

^ Burst into flames??

#8560

coo-coo-ca-choo