I got bored counting posts so many times, keeping in mind who had and hadn’t posted already. I’m content with my number.
::crosses arms and taps foot::
i think i’m 42 right?
47?
That number is totally not heady. Bunk… 
i believe i read the whole ???a thread a VERY long time ago and sorted out everyones respective numbers, but the increase in new members is too much for me to handle… i was 70 no?
I don’t think it is even possible to correctly judge numbers anymore since a bunch of the pages were “lost” over on the old board.
Those pages mean nothing.
::taps foot::
::crosses arms::
::jigs::
::recognizes error::
::bows to #1::
^this reading i did was prior to such blasphemy on ProBoards part.
Woah woah woah, when did all of this happen? One of us has to be infinity + 1 now.
I just noticed something.
Know how when you post, it takes you to a screen to look at your post by clicking a link or some shit like that? If you just wait about 3 seconds and don’t do anything, it will take you automatically to the post you just posted.
I’m like Columbus.
I just pictured Columbus hitting F5 just before North America horizon’d.
Damn, this thread is still kicking. Did we break 100 members yet?

who wants to compare birthmarks???
No thanks. I don’t go near birth marks anymore, not since I was about seven. My older brother, he was about ten, had some mad birthmarks, so one day when he was changing his shirt, we decided that he would let me “connect the dots” to draw a picture. Well, after he was pretty much covered in lines of indelible ink (in those days), my dad came in to get us and let’s say he was not pleased. His favorite choice of punishment tools were his leather moccasins. He’d slip one of those suckers off and swing at us aiming for the back of the thigh mostly. Whenever I hear or see the term birth mark, I think of that beating. Made me the man I am today.
You think that baby is high yet? Seems to have to take an awful lot of tokes.
I have a birthmark on my knee shaped like Pangia.
I am a weird human being.
???
I just noticed something.
Know how when you post, it takes you to a screen to look at your post by clicking a link or some shit like that? If you just wait about 3 seconds and don’t do anything, it will take you automatically to the post you just posted.
I’m like Columbus.
HahahAHAHA. I just LOL’d really hard at that.
i have a birthmark on my back shaped like a birthmark.
you wish.
I have a hole in my ass shaped like a circle.
what shape is your asshole?