here ya go buddy, have a big one:
this roundās on me!
Iāll take my cereal sans milk, thank you very much.
Unless, of course, itās
^sorry for the huge picture.
No apologies, that kind of beauty canāt be compressed.
i love those things!
all those kellogs sugarfilled cereals kick ass!
my sentiments exactly
ok, i said this a little while ago, and now that my winter term is overā¦I AM READING THIS WHOLE THREAD. i will report back after i finish readingā¦
If you survive, you will be welcomed into the ranks of the Stoned Cutters. Good luck.
im on page 22ā¦still goingā¦eyes heavyā¦the power of phish keeps me goingā¦
okā¦i am done reading the bookā¦i feel empowered. i feel tired. it took me a long time, but i am aliveā¦
here are my observations(i suppose those are some of the highlights) basically what i thought was funny:
[i]guacamole
chips
stoned cutters
beer
quotes
marquee posts
togas
gregs cookies
snickers bar
the rules
beards
numbers
snopes.com
panty raid
FREE
phishreferenceās puke story
neck quadruple post
gangsta rap makes world go round
alt +f4 does not make viruses go away
zoot horn rollo:thats not salsaā¦ those are my nuts. please stop poking them with chips.
the stranger and fingerbang
ghost420: i ballsack english
grammar
neck: i once sat on a bus and willed myself a menstrual cycleā¦
graphictranslationās cat poop story
the taint, gooch, etcā¦
uncyclopedia
ass full of spiders
teh purps and condom use
war between teh purps and teh browns
WillB: the light was so powerful, so brownā¦
grizzly bear vs. barney
chili
communist kool aid dude
alexsaidno: When a man masturbates, God kills a kitten. When God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion.
Teh OKP2K!
gay sodomy[/i]
am i a stoned cutter now??? i gotta sleep nowā¦fuckin a
dmcnulā¦tremendous post, sirā¦i applaud youā¦kudos.
i broke up a fight tonight at some weird bar between a father that was around 60 and his son thta was prolly 40ā¦god it was fucked upā¦i alomsot cracked this bastard in the faceā¦he was punching his DAD for christ sakes!!! ignorant fuckerā¦he had a crazy glazed psychotic look in his eyes tabootā¦
damn i was pissedā¦i still am.
at any rateā¦whats dmnculās numberā¦?
i suck at teh_math.
Haha, excellent work Dan.
I forgot about some of that.
OK all the new peopleā¦ Here is an example, you READ. You donāt ask questions.
Dan has even given you all a nice Cliff Notes section.
Man, you get a cool chimp and we get a ghey monkey. Typical.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Wish we had pics of neck looking like Chuck Norris.
::sniff:: his post brought tears to my eyes. Memories!
and how 'bout the time the fonz jumped over the sharks on water skies? :sigh:
Neck is to Chuck Norris as is_overteh_of. I think.
It was the talk on the playground back in 4th gradeā¦
The Fonz was a legend.