Come on you bastards. Someone has one. I want it. Meet my down by the dingly dells when the large bronze bell strikes three.
well if you’re gonna ask like that maybe i don’t have one at all. 
yeah dude, I DID have 5 extras in my garage, but they seem to have dissapeared…mebbe you want to ask again?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
takes Alembic Series II 5-string bass guitar and hides it from clete
what the motherfuck?!?!?!???!?!??!?!
DIE!
shit, i dont remember posting that…sorry ian…
You’re still going to feel my wrath. I don’t know how but somehow.
now clete, we are all nice here, just have a piece of this kit kat bar and calm down, its all going to be alright
rocks back and forth
i got your 5-string bass right here pal!
I like to think of Cletus as the kind of manly man who rips a branch off a tree and hand crafts a bass out of it.
Those…those days are over, my dear friend.
sobs
How much are you willing to pay?
Jesus, you Brits and you’re weird ass money symbols…
Keep an eye out on eBay, I do a search for Alembics about every week. Not that I’d get one…well, I don’t know…maybe if the right priced guitar showed up there…
But guitars hardly show up on eBay, it’s all Alembic basses. So I’ll keep my eyes peeled and if I see anything I’ll let you know. Pronto.
Cheers Buster 
I’ve been looking but they’re so damn expensive. I suppose you are paying for quality though. One day, one day.
I don’t think it’s a series II, and it’s six string…but I think it’s similar…?