Yeah, why can’t she buy them in seedy back alleys like the rest of us?!
i’ve had similar situations, where some girl would do something just shitty, right out of the blue that left me going ‘wtf…why?’
i say: don’t get mad. get even. here’s a good example:
the uncalled for, heinous act w/out a reason:
[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/a7SOM3h1br8&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]
the sweet revenge:
[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/Krd4hWlDQrY&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]
watch, learn, apply!
Q4T
2 c-word sightings in this thread.
I love it.
^
Cate?
Cunt.
That’s 3.
gosh, Neil.
watch your language! Consider yourself warned.
ugh
totally inappropriate.
^ True enough. My kids come on here Neil…this is why we made the Meat board.
Yeah, but if she thinks Umphrey’s sucks, than she shouldn’t even get to meet Kris Meyers. I sure as fuck know that I had more to say to him than “Hey man, can I get some rolls?”
The devil made me do it!
any chance of a 3-way?
Yeah, between Cate, Lauren and some other w00k…
:’(
Get the net.
Gong! The Long Cane! Deep '86 that strange piece!
you should put hornets in her panties!
no…no not deadly enough.
throw a shark at her when she’s not looking!
yes!
and tell her you hope she has fun at Umphrey’s with no calves! she will CRY!
Just say to her “You’re gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin’ teeth” and then punch her square in the mouth.
And with that the line has been crossed.
Goodnight Saddle River, we love you!
There’s no such thing.
Anyway, just tell your girlfriend that she can’t go since she should be doing dishes and cleaning and stuff. She’ll understand.
Seriously, get your own tix (or find another friend to go with and get two for you and him) and go anyway and hang with your girlfriend and her friend and get high and have a good time then go to the show. Forget about what happened. Once the band walks on stage, you’ll forget about all that crap and be glad you went anyway. If you actually like the girl, then it’s not a good reason to breakup or let it linger. (Besides, if I had a girl who actually liked Ump then I’d cling to her like glue). Heck, if there’s room, maybe she can ticket you up to the VIP section. (I:E: She leaves with two tix, finds you, you go up with her friend’s tix).
Stevo
This handy little model worked great with my last girlfriend
God damn, that chick was stacked. Like a brick shithouse.