I actually didn’t do too badly. If I drop 30 pounds, I’ll be able to get way past the age of 82 they’ve forecasted for me.
80 and I’m dead. I believe everything the internet tells me.
According to that, I should have died 2 years ago.
pours drink, lights smoke, drives without seatbelt
- i dont want to live that long!
when im in my 70s and have had it with this life, i’ll pack a cheap boat up with plenty of beer and fishing rods and fish until i die. hopefully its a quick death.
Well, that was fun.
See me at my wake in 2055.
87 Years old.
And that’s without the next 52 years of medical advances -
I’m going at 150+ and dying on Mars!
- That’s reasonable I suppose.
Well that was uplifting.
I’m gonna die at 65. Great just in time for retirement .
68 biatches!
75… might be stretching it
70 here, that sucked, time for a smoke / bowl / beer and a shot of tequila with my cat and the 9mm…
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boo
Your Death Forecast:
It is estimated that you will die at the age of 70 Years Old.
thats higher than i thought.
Thats considering I don’t get killed by another moose accident.
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73
Not too shabby. I just don’t want to be a waste of space when I get older. Hopefilly die during some sky diving accident, or eaten by a shark. Or eaten by a shark while skydiving. Or eaten by a skydiving shark…
I just want to die in my sleep.
I have a feeling it will be murder, though.
- Not bad. I don’t want to be around for the diaper years anyway!
55, geez, I’m unhealthy.
Yes! Someone lower than mine!
Thanks Justin.
high five