According to that, I should have died 2 years ago.
pours drink, lights smoke, drives without seatbelt
According to that, I should have died 2 years ago.
pours drink, lights smoke, drives without seatbelt
when im in my 70s and have had it with this life, i’ll pack a cheap boat up with plenty of beer and fishing rods and fish until i die. hopefully its a quick death.
Well, that was fun.
See me at my wake in 2055.
87 Years old.
And that’s without the next 52 years of medical advances -
I’m going at 150+ and dying on Mars!
Well that was uplifting.
I’m gonna die at 65. Great just in time for retirement .
68 biatches!
75… might be stretching it
70 here, that sucked, time for a smoke / bowl / beer and a shot of tequila with my cat and the 9mm…
77
boo
Your Death Forecast:
It is estimated that you will die at the age of 70 Years Old.
thats higher than i thought.
Thats considering I don’t get killed by another moose accident.
76
73
Not too shabby. I just don’t want to be a waste of space when I get older. Hopefilly die during some sky diving accident, or eaten by a shark. Or eaten by a shark while skydiving. Or eaten by a skydiving shark…
I just want to die in my sleep.
I have a feeling it will be murder, though.
55, geez, I’m unhealthy.
Yes! Someone lower than mine!
Thanks Justin.
high five
81 yeah right
73, seems about right