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According to that, I should have died 2 years ago.

pours drink, lights smoke, drives without seatbelt

  1. i dont want to live that long!

when im in my 70s and have had it with this life, i’ll pack a cheap boat up with plenty of beer and fishing rods and fish until i die. hopefully its a quick death.

Well, that was fun.

See me at my wake in 2055.

87 Years old.

And that’s without the next 52 years of medical advances -

I’m going at 150+ and dying on Mars!

  1. That’s reasonable I suppose.

Well that was uplifting.

I’m gonna die at 65. Great just in time for retirement .

68 biatches!

75… might be stretching it

70 here, that sucked, time for a smoke / bowl / beer and a shot of tequila with my cat and the 9mm…

77

boo

Your Death Forecast:

It is estimated that you will die at the age of 70 Years Old.

thats higher than i thought.

Thats considering I don’t get killed by another moose accident.

76

73
Not too shabby. I just don’t want to be a waste of space when I get older. Hopefilly die during some sky diving accident, or eaten by a shark. Or eaten by a shark while skydiving. Or eaten by a skydiving shark…

I just want to die in my sleep.

I have a feeling it will be murder, though.

  1. Not bad. I don’t want to be around for the diaper years anyway!

55, geez, I’m unhealthy.

Yes! Someone lower than mine!

Thanks Justin.

high five

81 yeah right

73, seems about right