Any Catholics Here to Answer This?

Non-Phish General
#1

A friend gave us a little vial of holy water from Lourdes that they brought back from France.

I say that is you mix even one drop of holy water with a gallon of heathen water, it automatically becomes holy water because of the power of the holy water molecule.

Marie seems to think differently because she said if that were the case, the evaporation from the Lourdes spring would automatically turn all the rain all over the world into holy water.

I said that proves my point to a certain extent since the Middle East gets little or no holy rain.

Anyone know the rules of holy water?

#2

no, but I donā€™t think there is such a thing as the holy water molecule, itā€™s just blessed water by a priest. not some magical type of H2o

heathen water, that made me laugh

u bunch of heathens u

i donā€™t know the rules of holy water sadly, other than you dip your mitt in it, and do the sign of the cross and say a prayer

heres the wiki link to holy water for your reading pleasure

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_water

#3

Umā€¦What is ā€œbecause God works in mysterious waysā€, Alex?

I shall take Other Outdated Schools of Thought for $800.

#4

Holy Water is blessed by the Priestā€¦ water that comes in contact with it does not ā€œbecome Holyā€.

I thinkā€¦

#5

#6

certainly not aguafina!

#7

if i drank holy waterā€¦wouldnā€™t i, in theory, urinate holy pee? at least a littleā€¦?

#8

I heard it gives you the runsā€¦

#9

Nice work fone. I think you smoked out the Catholics.

::Releases lions from their cages::

#10

So iā€™m ridin the bus and sitting next to this Nun. She turns to me and asks ā€œHave you heard the GOOD news?ā€ I reply ā€œno, whatā€™s the GOOD news?ā€ She says " You can find Jesus" I reply ā€œsorry lady but iā€™m Jewishā€. She says " you can still find Jesus if your Jewish" I finally reply
" Perhaps you didnā€™t hear me. Iā€™m Jewish, we already found Jesus. Havenā€™t you heard the BAD news?"

#11

and here we have B and Nina on Camden lotā€¦

#12

FYP :smiley:

#13

Iā€™ve smoked many things in my life, but never a Catholic. Whatā€™s the best way, pipe or papers? WAIT A MINUTE, if you try to make a joint out of a Catholic, might not that make you a, get ready for it, holy roller?

Tell you honestly, there was no one more Catholic than moi, up until ninth grade, that is. It was either one of the side effects of puberty, or the fact in ninth grade Archbishop Stepinac HS, I was traumatized by the brothers and the Jesuits who seemed to take way too much pleasure in throwing young boys around. You really couldnā€™t walk down the hall or eat your lunch without seeing some poor guy flying by you, with an irate holy person on their tail to inflict more ā€œeducationā€.

Taoism makes infinitely more sense because I can ā€œpractiseā€ it without even thinking about it. Matter of fact, when you start thinking about it, you stop practising it.

#14

Butā€¦

Could Jesus microwave himself a burrito so hot, He himself could not eat it?

#15

Iā€™m confused.

If Christians think the Jews killed Jesus, who do the Jews think killed Jesus? And wasnā€™t Jesus Jewish? The only thing I know is that Jews donā€™t think Jesus is the son of God.

I donā€™t know too much about religion if you can tell. I havenā€™t been to church since 1994 and I got a C- in my ā€œIntroduction to the New Testamentā€ class in college.

#16

As if just being Jewish or Christian isnā€™t confusing enough??? ???

#17

I used to be a good Christian but that was only until I first heard Christian music. I concluded that only Satan himself could produce music so bad so I figured it was all a fraud.

Stevo

#18

^
I love seeing commercials for that.

Itā€™s mainly a bunch of teenagers raising their arms, singing in unison with their eyes closed.

ā€œOur godā€¦is an awesome godā€

#19

iā€™m SO glad i wasnā€™t born into Catholicism. many of my friends were, and they just donā€™t have as much fun in life. they just donā€™t.

especially in the sex/masturbation area. poor bastards.

#20

^Yeah, the catholics definitely miss out on a lot. Iā€™ve got a friend who is very heavy into it and heā€™s quite sheltered in all thatā€¦doesnā€™t smoke, barely drinks and doesnā€™t party at all.

However, on the flip side heā€™s probably the kindest and friendliest person I know and has never said a mean word about anybody and doesnā€™t ever preach about his faith to anyone who doesnā€™t ask about it first. Iā€™m on a totally different spectrum on faith from him and itā€™s never once come between us. Heā€™s proof that faith can produce some really nice people if itā€™s practiced rightā€¦itā€™s those zealot jerks who use it to judge and hate on other people who ruin it.

Stevo