Any Toad Lickers In Here? There Must Be One

Non-Phish General
#1

http://www.kmbc.com/news/14587550/detail.html

KANSAS CITY, Mo. – A 21-year-old man has been accused of using a toad to get high.

Clay County sheriff’s deputies said David Theiss, of Kansas City, possessed a Colorado River toad with the intention of using it as a hallucinogenic.

Experts said it’s possible to lick the toad’s venom glands to achieve psychedelic effects.

Most pet stores don’t sell the Colorado River toad because the venom can sicken humans and kill household animals.

“People used to do it all the time, but it got faded out awhile, but came back as a fad. Not a smart one,” animal expert Danny Snyder told KMBC’s Dion Lim. “The toxins in it can kill a lot of stuff.”

Authorities said this is the first time Clay County has dealt with this sort of hallucinogen.

Theiss was released on bond.

The toad is in custody at a police crime lab.

#2

I’ve always been curious…but I only like synthetic drugs.

#3

dooooooood…you’ve never done toad? toad is like…like soooo…

#4

I’m Not Not licking Toads!

#5

How can they prove that was his intent?

Maybe he was trying to give it a bath cat-style.

#6

i only lick banana slugs

#7

i heard that you don’t lick the toad, you get a piece of glass, like a slide for a microscope, hold it above the toads back, and squeeze the toad, the ooze will collect on the glass, you let that dry, then you can smoke it,

so the story goes

might be on erowid

yep here ya go

http://www.erowid.org/animals/

#8

^
Sounds like an awful lot of work, mang.

#9

I lick toads, but only when i don’t feel like brushing my teeth.

#10

what the hell did the toad do wrong?

this is bullshit.

we should petition for his immediate release…into my custody.

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#11

I don’t think you understand Thom, we are talking about toads, not turds. You only lick turds, remember?