I would like to start by saying that i wanted to name this thread
“You are either to new to have seen or to old to remember Harpua” a small [massive] nod to monty python.
We last left off planning a trip to bonnaroo…06. during the planning i recieved a few of your phone numbers. when my buds go through my phone book i laugh everytime someone says 'Who or what is jawbone"
over that summer i struggle to hold a job for more than a fortnight. First Dynamite dogs where i was a manager went out of business. Then there was a 2 day stint working as a bee keeper… that sucked. Then i pollinated sweet corn for a while. 15 hour days doing a job that a bee could do…quite literally.
employer- Tom i have some bad news, a few weeks back we did so many drugs we forgot that bees do your job naturally and for free so we are going to have to cut you loose.
Fall 06- I went back to the southside for school. where i seldom did anything. I worked at navy pier for about a month at a board game store, and trust me board game stores ARE NOT as exciting as they sound.
Fall Continued- I had a girl friend in early fall, she asked me what i thought of her outfit and i didn’t know what the right answer was so I quickly weighed my options. option 1 was you look great, option 2 was i don’t know. I desided not to risk it and go with option 3 and say “I don’t think this is going to work out” In retrospect i wish i had say either 1 or 2.
Got another girl friend we dated from november until march when she desided to start dating one of my friends at the same time as she was dating me…Instead of getting angry with my friend and her i desided to be a chump and tell him that i wish them the best and it would be silly to think the three of us couldn’t still be friends.
now i work 55 hours a week loading semi trailers with paint.
I am currently looking for a new job. If anyone can help me out that would be great. I am willing to relocate out of the greater chicago land area. SERIOUSLY
