^ 
lowest point in Phishtory. Ever.
secret smile, bug, a few others
new bathroom break song = show of life. heard this on TAB winter tour twice. was nice at first, then got old. phish playing it = velvet sea’d, unless they rearrange it
^ I could see them jamming it out. It’s got some nice work by Trey already and could go somewhere.
I always “went” with Bouncing, Sample, or Julius
I think we all should leave at once to piss when they play YEM, I mean really isn’t it onld and it HAS run it’s course, right? 
YEM is a perfect song to take a piss during because you can get back to your seat by the time it really gets cookin.
I only urinate during Riker’s Mailbox. I think I’ve done serious damage to my bladder.
LOL 
Farmhouse
Bouncing Around the Room
The Wedge
Character Zero (though rarely in the middle of a set, i usually am darting to my car and forgo this encore, the worst IMO)
i just pee on the heads of the people on the lawn in front of me
^Not funny. 
At Red Rocks last year, the people directly behind us-- like right behind us-- got totally puked on from above by the girl right behind them. It was horrible.
^ I’m not sure how I would have handled that…
That’s ridiculous.
After it happened the girl didn’t leave and she was smiling and swirling around. I told her boyfriend to get her the hell out of there before it happened again. It was terrible.
Oh and I was at a Dave Matthew’s show in '96 where some asshole frat kid peed on the people in front of him. Also had a girl start a fight with me because I was dancing. Never had a desire to see Dave Matthew’s again 
Lines are too long during set break so I definitely choose a moment when it’s easy to get in and out of the crowd to take care of business.
^Dave Matthews and asshole frat kids go together…Whenever I hear or see Dave Matthews all I can think about, besides vomiting frat punks, is the band’s shit floating in Lake Michigan…
Is that a err…Wook Shower? 
Saw kinda the same thing at Dave at Deer Creek back in something like 2000. Couple of youngins in the row in front of us were trashed. One decides that he doesn’t have to use the bathroom, and that he can go right there. Pulls it out and proceeds to go. Apparently he hit the girl who was standing in front of them. Girl tells her boyfriend what just happened. Boyfriend turns around and sees youngin doing his business.
Boyfriend punches younging right in the face. Youngin in knocked out cold with one punch.
Security comes and escorts everyone out of the pavillion.
Couple must have explained what happened and been let go cause they were back in their seats a few songs later.
I know this happens at least once at just about every show there is, but it seems like it happens way more at DMB shows.
I’m not sayin, I’m just sayin’ is all.
Farmhouse.
Sample in a Jar.
At Festival 8, I had time to go piss, get a beer, talk to some people, and make it back before TTE was even fucking over