I figured it out I am ganna grow it out but I am ganna have a surprise for yall that are ganna be on the southern run.
Greek Mustaches could be in order.
I think it would look hilariously awesome if there were a bunch of dudes in mustaches hanging out in the lot together.
I have a plan for the “Shaved Balls” group…ok…we all get really sunburned and dress as crotchless oompa loompas and rail it for the first show at Toyota Park!! Who’s in?

wooks

Why do beards act as a hetty symbol for Phish fans?
Do they?
Beards of a feather!!!
Fly famous mockingbeard…I’ll be flying mine for tour.
I shall trim my beard this week. Perhaps I’ll make a Facebook account so I can share this important info with the world! ![]()
But it will be on proud display come Phish tour, so I can attain the highest H3tty Brah Rating possible.
I have yet to cut mine since Cincy…
:throws hat into ring::
In corporate America, I feel the need to keep it trimmed and neat, but man I would like to go about a year or 5 without trimming just to see…

Inappropriate
oops! Looks like I found myself in the “BEAR” section on the Phish Boards…

I’ve been letting my beard get bushier so I’m hettier than all of you bastages come tour time.