Do they?
Beards of a feather!!!
Fly famous mockingbeardā¦Iāll be flying mine for tour.
I shall trim my beard this week. Perhaps Iāll make a Facebook account so I can share this important info with the world! 
But it will be on proud display come Phish tour, so I can attain the highest H3tty Brah Rating possible.
I have yet to cut mine since Cincyā¦
:throws hat into ring::
In corporate America, I feel the need to keep it trimmed and neat, but man I would like to go about a year or 5 without trimming just to seeā¦
Inappropriate
oops! Looks like I found myself in the āBEARā section on the Phish Boardsā¦
Iāve been letting my beard get bushier so Iām hettier than all of you bastages come tour time.
Ryan, you KNOW youāre buying oneā¦ Donāt deny it!
^Sean, I might have to nowā¦ 
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Itās like a horse bit in your mouth.
I think the serious answer is that beards are associated with the anti-establishment and hence the counter-culture. The middle serious/not too serious answer is beards can be associated with the shady character, the drug dealer, the dark-glasses standing in the corner guyā¦ thus invoking some mystery and even a tidbit of fearā¦ for instance, beards can sometimes scare the childrenā¦ its like a maskā¦ And the not serious at all answer is beards make our balls bigger. Big beard? HUgE donkey dongy balls! My beard is so big you canāt even find my balls! yeah!.. umm hmā¦ 
Hopefully my beard will be down to my balls by Alpine.
i woul d love to grow a beard, but my wife told me she would never have sex with me again. im not willing to call her bluff. 
I triple dog dare yaā¦