Behavior Detection Officers? You better smile.

This is starting to get ridiculous.

This is from yesterdays NEWSWEEK Article.

Unfuckingbelievable.

Patti Davis: At the Airport, You Better Smile

:sunglasses:

that’s me in the airport.

cool as a cucumber.

how could you possibly get frustrated, bored or tired at the airport anyway?

::slight_smile:

idk must be impossible in Newark, JFK, or Laguardia airports where i come from

:frowning: not

I don’t really have a problem with this. I am totally expecting to be under surveillance at an airport anyway so who cares if they are focusing on my facial expression as opposed to the strips of Nitroglycerine taped to my abdomen.

And if it stops terrorism then all the better.

Of course I have absolutely no confidence in this system being at all effective so they’ll probably try it out, realise that they keep delaying flights because someone is jetlagged and then go on to the next stupid idea.

i should paint a picture of a smiley face on my ass and walk around backwards with my pants down, ya think that’d draw attention to myself?

fucking idiots

who comes up with this shit, seriously

i can see it now, him, yes him over there with that sour looking grimmace, go grab his ass, full body cavity search, don’t stop till you reach the back of the teeth

Strange Days Indeed…