Totally.
Homer : Kids, Kids! I’m not gonna die! That only happens to bad people!
Bart : What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer : Err … He sold poisoned milk to school children.
I had to pause the DVD I was laughing for like 7 minutes because of this.
(When Springfield banned guns)
“Not Mister Blasty!!!..(crying).You’ll be shooting angels in heaven now boy…”
Homer: The last bar in Springfield. If they don’t let me in here, I’m gonna have to quit drinking.
Homer’s Liver: Yay!
Homer: Shut up, liver!
(Homer punches his liver)
Homer: Ow! My liver hurts!
Homie to Bart:
“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.”
Same episode:
Marge:“You lost 5% of your brain.”
Homer: “Me lose brain?”
laughter ensues
Homer: “Why me laugh?”
Ahh…he won’t get far. Not on the crappy breakfast I made him.
Homer: I only have two questions - how much and give it to me.
I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see one! And here’s Magnetbox and Sorny.
Pepe: I love you, Papa Homer.
Homer: I love you, too, Pepsi.
Pepe: Pepi.
Homer: Pepi.
Homer Simpson: Do you want to change your name to Homer, Jr.? The kids can call you Hoju!
The past few years, my buddy would set up a few disc golf baskets around his property, and we would play HoJu Links. It was awesome.
Trying is the first step to failure.
et me tell you about another so-called ``wicked’’ guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn’t always do what other people thought was right. And that man’s name was… I forget. But the point is… I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I’m talking about. He used to drive that blue car?
An underrated genius, to be sure…
Didn’t get a chance to read it all but,
From the missionary episode.
Marge “you’re not licking toads again are you Homer?”
Homer “I’m not not licking toads”
(also the pink floyd “Hello, hello, is there anybody. . .” by marge is classic.)
From (I think) lisa saxamaphone episode
Homer into baby monitor “Baby to Marge, Baby to Marge, Waaaa”
Aw, Marge, this is so depressing, my only hope is this homemade Prozac.
Mmm, needs more ice cream.
Reading Mr. Burns his messages:
You have 30 minutes to move your car.
You have 10 minutes.
Your car has been impounded.
Your car has been crushed into a cube.
You have 30 minutes to move your cube.
^ That is one of my all time favorite simpsons moments.
^ And then the phone rings and Homer answers and Mr. Burns says,“Is it about my cube?”
That made me laugh even harder.