"BEST THREAD EVER!"^“Oh, so they have internet on computers now!”
I find it funny how much The Simpsons have become a major part of culture.
I was just checking the Wakarusa board and this exact same thread is up there. Such a great show though…
This is a GREAT thread…
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
I’m having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that. <-- SO TRUE!
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman’s bottom? That’s right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.
Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
Classics…
The internet? Is that thing still around?
“America rules! Our Beatles are way better than your Rolling Stones!”
“Canada? Why would I go to America Jr. when I live in America?”
DOH!
Keith locks the door. They turn and see the despondent Homer.
Homer Despondent sigh: I’m so despondent.
Oh yeah, that^ one came out of the script I have.
Snake: “Shut up, dude, or I’ll pistol whip you!”
Homer: “mmmmmmmmmm. Pistol whip…” [cut to homer dipping a pistol in a huge container of Pistol Whip whipped cream].
BUMP!!
Homer: “If Marge marries Artie… I’ll never be born”
-“There, there. Shut up boy.”
-“I cried…then Lisa cried…then Maggie laughed. She’s such a little trooper.”
cleanin my gun with the safety off…safety off…safety off!
I still think the best Homer line of all-time is that one where he talks about eating. Or drinking beer, I can’t remember which.
“shavin’ my shoulders! I gettin’ it all shaved off”
“Sure Lisa like i’m supposed to believe their’s some magical animal that bacon, sausage and pork chops come from”
while playing Mystery Date at the Flanderereses summer home on the beach
Marge: “OK Bart, let’s see who your Mystery Date is…”
Bart opens door to find dork
Homer: “You got the dud!”
looks between card and Milhouse
Homer: “Hey, he looks like you nerd! Stand up for yourself poindexter.”
Burns: I suggest you leave immediately
Homer: Or what? You’ll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
Homer: Well crying isn’t going to help. Now, you can sit there feeling sorry for yourself or you can eat can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food until your dog comes back, or you can go out there and find your dog.
Bart: You’re right.
[Gets up and leaves]
Homer: Rats. I almost had him eating dog food.
Damn that sexy Flander’s!
Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson starship. The stage was now set for the Alan Parsons project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft.