Homer: All work and no play make Homer somthing something
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don’t mind if I doooooo!!!
"you can run, but you can’t glide!..U-S-A! U-S-A!
We should start our own game, where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing’s the way it seems.
“There is no place more fitting, more sweet for a man than his own land.”-Book IX, The Odyssey.
“i seem to have misplaced my pants”
“pphhtt, everything looks bad if you remember it”
“I’ve gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.”
“Moe is their leader”
You couldn
Homer: You wanna watch me slam a beer?
Bart: You know it.
Bart: “These new uniforms suck.”
Marge: Bart! “Where do you pick up words like that?”
Homer(on the phone): " Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night, they just plain sucked. I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
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It felt like a cluster bomb wiping out a graveyard full of zombies.
You’re too stupid to tell a story!
This isn’t Homer, but it might be my favorite exchange from the Simpsons…I recently posted it in the ??? thread for some reason.
Nelson: Someone snuck in and took our presents! Do you think it was papa?
Mrs Muntz: I wouldn’t put it past him. He stole my gold tooth the night he left.
Nelson: He didn’t leave
Mmmmmmm, sacrelicious…
Ah, the waiting game sucks. Let’s play Hungry-Hungry-Hippos!
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Nice. You don’t post much, but when you do, you make it count.
Marge: Who is your son’s hero
Homer: Steve Mcqueen
Homer: You forgot one thing wiggum, I filled the balls with a funnel
Homer: gotta get juicer, gotta make juice, won’t get chest pains from answering the phone.
And I know that this wans’t homer but i laugh every time i hear this.
Quimby: Lady’s and gentlemen, the 39th president of the united states: Jimmy Carter.
Man in crown 1: Oh come on.
Man in crowd 2: He’s history’s greatest monster.
don’t know if it’s already been said but always been a favorite…
“a canoe made of giant country ham? you know i’ll eat it!”
…and on my free African safari I want to do everything on this box. I want to shoot a lion in the face, fight Muhammad Ali, and ride in a convertible with two happy zebras.
(spacecoyote, this came to mind when I finally recognized your Ralph Wiggum quote.)