I like the way Snrub thinks.
Marge: The plant called and said if you don’t come in tomorrow, don’t bother coming in Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!
Dang. Bumping 2 old, very different, threads with completely appropriate and connected posts. I think that raises you to forum mastery status.
I can’t see most of snrub’s (ghost) posts.
Also, Homer: I can’t live the buttoned down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?
mmm… 64 slices of american cheese.
