^^ I’ll begrudgingly take that as a joke.
For my money it doesn’t get better than this:
[b]11-17-97 McNichols Arena, Denver, CO
1: Tweezer, Reba, Train Song, Ghost*, Fire
2: Down With Disease-> Oblivious Fool-> Johnny B. Goode-> Space Jam-> Jesus Just Left Chicago, When the Circus Comes, You Enjoy Myself
E: Character Zero
*Jammed out “for your listening pleasure.”
11-19-97 Assembly Hall, Champaign, IL
1: Julius, Bathtub Gin-> Llama, Dirt, Limb By Limb, Funky Bitch, Theme From the Bottom, Ginseng Sullivan, Fee*-> Meatstick-> Run Like an Antelope
2: Also Sprach Zarathustra-> Wolfman’s Brother**-> Makisupa Policeman#, Taste
E: Possum
*Trey looked around the stage for the megaphone, but didn’t find it. **With “Walk Away,” “Tweezer,” and “I Feel Free” (Cream) teases; and with “Crosseyed and Painless” jam. #With space jam.
11-21-97 Hampton Coliseum, Hampton, VA
1: Emotional Rescue*-> Split Open and Melt, Beauty of My Dreams, Dogs Stole Things, Punch You in the Eye-> Lawn Boy, Chalk Dust Torture, Prince Caspian^
2: Ghost-> AC/DC Bag-> Slave to the Traffic Light, Loving Cup
E: Guyute
*Rolling Stones cover (first time played). ^With digital delay loop jam.
11-22-97 Hampton Coliseum, Hampton, VA
1: Mike’s Song-> I Am Hydrogen-> Weekapaug Groove, Harry Hood, Train Song, Billy Breathes, Frankenstein, Izabella
2: Halley’s Comet*-> Tweezer > Black Eyed Katy > Piper > Run Like an Antelope**
E: Bouncing Around The Room, Tweezer Reprise
*Before they started the set, the crowd chanted the beginning of “Destiny Unbound” (in hopes that the band would play it). Trey acknowledged the chant by saying that he couldn’t hear what was being sung; that it sounded like some kind of “death chant”; and asked if this was the point in the show where they do the human sacrifice. No “Destiny Unbound” was played or teased. **With “Mike-O-Esquandolas” (instead of “Marco”). [/b]
I go out there and say, one of the best EVER (top 5 versions for sure) versions of: Halleys Comet (single best Halleys), Tweezer (11/17 and 11/22), Mikes Groove, Wolfman’s (#2 best ever behind 11/30), Makisupa, AC/DC Bag (easily my favorite), Emotional Rescue, Down With Disease and two raging Antelopes. There are so much more to those shows too than meets the eye.
I know it’s only 4 shows, but if I only got to go to 4 shows in a row, those would be the ones I’d pick.