broken bones?

Non-Phish General
#1

lets see…

ive broken:

both wrists (right one twice)

every finger (my right hand is a swollen, arthritic mess…the left hand i may have not broken all of them but they move with the finesse of an un-oiled tin-man…so im gonna say ive broken them all…give or take one or two.)

every toe ( i think…ive had the entire right foot crushed and filleted open by a wave runner…and the left foot im pretty sure ive broken all of them…and some of them a few times.)

accidentaly hit in face with bat while “shagging” balls behind home plate…broken cheek bone.

and im not sure that i havent cracked or hairline fractured both elbows…both knees…my spine…my sternum…(spine and sternum injury resulted from a fall off a roof. 13 feet at the gutter. straight down on my back…then i had a 12 foot 2 x 6 come crashing down on my shins as i lay motionless in shock from the fall.

shit…i could go on and on.

so lay it on me/us.

what choo gots?

#2

ankle and finger

#3

pussy.

#4

Weren’t you the black dude in Unbreakable?

Damn, if you called Big B a pussy, what am I? I’ve never broken anything. Never been stung by a bee either.

#5

-all fingers at one time or another (my right pinky is still jagged)

-Growth plates in each wrists (twice on the left, once on the right)

-Shattered my forearm rollerblading, had surgery

-Pinky toes on each foot

-Tore my ACL, MCL, menescus, and dislocated my patella(knee cap) in my right knee playing football, the kneecap was underneath my leg and they popped it back in to place) (three surgeries) has popped out about 10 times since, the worst was going into NYE '03, I ate shit on the curb outside AA arena and all these kids were laughing, fucking hippies

-Tore MCL and dislocated kneecap in left knee playing drunk volleyball last summer

I think thats it.

cool.

#6

I have never broken any bone in my body.

I stubbed my big toe years back and it was severely black and blue, so it’s possible that it was broken…but you can’t put a cast on a big toe so I let it heal on its own.

Having said that…no broken bones.

2 hernias when I was a baby/toddler and scarlet fever when I was a kid, but that’s it.

#7

tell that to this guy.

http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/17/the-worlds-unluckiest-man/

#8

never broke any bones

pretty sure I got a concussion in my last high school football game, but that’s about it

jesus, Thom.

#9

#10

broke left wrist x2

broke both pinky’s

seperated shoulder

think thats about it… I try to not hurt my wrist and hands at all costs, need to keep them working well to play the guitar, and to type about what I have broken, U all don’t want me using my nose now do U

remember that thread, wasn’t there one, where u typed out you name with your nose and just posted whatever was in the reply box, i remember doing well in that, hmmm, lets see if i can find that ole thread

#11

Fuck, i’m having no luck

#12

I broke my neck. Three vertebrae and the first rib. Two of the vertebrae were broke twice. Small miracle I’m not paralyzed or dead. I broke them on a Monday and lingered in pain for a few days and didn’t go to the doctor until Thursday. It hurt like a motherfucker too.

#13

What about Eli?

He fell off a ladder and wears an eye patch!

#14

I’m pretty sure he broke something, though.

Maybe not an eyeball, but some other body part.

The assbone, maybe.

#15

Haven’t had any broken bones yet. I have had carpal tunnel syndrome and, most recently, shoulder impingement syndrome. I don’t whats up with me and syndromes but its painful.

#16

I haven’t broken anything either which is amazing because I’m fairly scrawny. I’d knock on wood right now but it might break my knuckles.

#17

Eli totally has us all beat. Where did he go?

My inventory:
broken collar bone
broken left hand
broken left leg
ripped ackilies tendon in right leg
3 fingers
4 toes (1 twice)
6 stiches in the bottom of my right
and one more I won’t mention here (its pretty gross)

#18

oh…now were moving onto stitches?

10 in the head.

7 in the chin.

12 on the side of my knee.

32 in my left forearm.

i think thats it.

#19

I don’t have time to post now…I wasted all my spare minutes scanning and posting Calvin and Hobbes. I’m sure I’ll post later when everyone has set fire to their computer and moved on to enjoy the weekend. I really haven’t broken too many bones. The problem is that I broke my brain. Fuck.

#20

That’s #1 in our books, buddy.

As for the rest of you people…do you spend all day playing in traffic or something?