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Janitor: Co-Workers Put LSD on Pizza

HACKENSACK, N.J. - A Fair Lawn school custodian is alleging in a lawsuit that his co-workers laced his pizza with the hallucinogen LSD in an attempt to poison him at an office party in 2005.

Dominick A. Rao, a janitor with the district since 2000, was served pizza out of a different box than the other custodians, his attorney, Richard Mazawey, told The Record of Bergen County for Monday editions.

“He said he felt like his body and system were melting from the inside out, like he was living in a kaleidoscope,” Mazawey told the newspaper.

Soon after, Rao went to an emergency room at an area hospital where it was found that he “had a controlled dangerous substance running through his bloodstream,” Mazawey said.

Rao said he has extremely poor vision due to bilateral ocular albinism, a condition that causes his eyes to lack pigment. Because of this, he said he was often bullied by his supervisor and co-workers.

When Rao returned to work after the alleged incident, a co-worker asked him, “How are you still alive,” the suit says.

“Upon hearing this, he realized how extensive the plot to poison him truly was,” the suit says.

Schools Superintendent Bruce Watson declined to comment on the suit, which was filed in Superior Court in Hackensack, saying he had not received a copy.

Rao filed a police report more than a year after the alleged incident but no criminal charges have been brought against anyone.

Would it have been less suspicious if he had ordered mushrooms?

“How are you still alive,”

what?

did he put a few vials on there?

I’ll bet he looked something like this:

One, big, fatty crystal

You still can’t die from LSD.

What a fuckup.

They’re tryin’ to kill me!!

I died on L at least 3 times.

fact.

yeah ive died a few times too.

the re-birthing process is really something.

Therell come a time when most of us return here
Brought back by our desire to be
A perfect entity
Living through a million years of crying
Until youve realized the art of dying

When i was a senior in High School some teacher a few towns over got his coffee dosed. Dude totally freaked on his class that day. Great story!

At Troy Athens?!?!

^ exactly

I remember that.

It was quite the scandal. Acid made a big resurgence in my school around 91ish. I overheard some of the teachers saying “acid? do they still make that?” ;D ;D

i remember when i was in fourth or fifth grade…this girl kelly ashley said that they had to put her dog down cuz her sisters friends fed it acid.

for awhile there i pictured the dog having its lower jaw melted off with some sort of actual caustic acid.

^ with as many dogs that have done tour(never been one to bring a dog to a show) i wonder how many got accidently or dare i say intentionally dosed?

All my acid trips occurred within a 3 month period between February and April of 2001.

Good times.

And when i dose animals i almost feel horrible.

Where does dosing a wookie fall in terms of dispicable?

that is fucking awful, neil.

shame on you.

Not quite as far down the ladder.