I keep thinking people are going to run out of ideas but I am consistently proven wrong!
welcome to our newest member, “danceswithwooks”
still, my favorite ever is some guy on PT, “DEEMSTAZDOWNTHEHATCH”
well, hello there and thanks for the warm welcome phg! i’m still getting familiar with this site but so far i like what you’ve all done with this place. seems much more laid back than some of the other phish message boards out there in cyberspace.
speaking of clever screennames, what does phg stand for? pot head goofball? please help god? potent heady ganja? pretty hot girl? poking heather graham? possibly have gas? paris hilton’s gonorrhea? or something else?
post hiatus guy
and welcome aboard
yeah thats what it stands for, originally
just a reference to my noobidditty (otherwise known as when I got to see Phish, 7.18.03–>8.15.04}
I also actually have listened to and studied what the band did after hiatus more than most, I guess. But I don’t dwell on it much anymore.
You dweller, you.
hey i’ve seen you around oceans of osyrus. you cant forget a name like dances with wooks!
The best name I ever saw on any board was “Darth Mom.” That just killed me for some reason…
Stevo
very possible. are you lenore? 
negative
well, it was actually a rhetorical question. i took your guelah reference and ran with it. apparently my joke didn’t go over so well though. but that’s nothing new! 
anyways, hi everyone! my name is terry. i recently moved from ct to san francisco. i like skinny skiing and going to bullfights on acid.
i also like how this board seems to have very little drama. or at least is lacking the trolls that ruin most other boards i’ve frequented from time to time.
well that’s it for now. i just felt like i should introduce myself since i’m new around these parts. thanks for letting me into this little corner of the internet.
Keep throwing out Caddyshack references and you’ll fit in juuuuuust fine here.
It’s basically because we’ll pretty liberally throw down that banhammer when they come along. It isn’t too often, but we like to just keep that breeze blowing through here.
::deletes GR’s account::
::Trolls Wills mom’s bedroom::
You gotta troll something.
You forgot to tell him about the breeze. I’m pretty sure that’s why things are so fresh around here.
Fidel Cashflow.
Welcome new phriend! Just keep the jokes to the maximum and the drama to the minimum and the banishment will surely elude you 
what breeze are you talking about? i’m imagining the one that would always show up half way through the first set at jones beach…usually during fast enough for you or the chill part of reba. a nice offshore breeze was the perfect way to cool you off after a hot july afternoon in the lots. am i on the right track?
the breeze from all the chili.