We just had a drug meeting in our dorm and the cheif of police here passed us around Jerry Garcia’s 3.5 feet bong. It was ridiculously cool. Damn. College just got so much cooler.
Highly doubtful it was Jerry’s
and don’t ever believe anything a cop tells you
What the fuck?
goddamnit spooks. You post that and immediately log off?
sorry i had to read good old richard III.
but no i originally doubted it was jerry’s too but apparently he played here a long time ago ago (pre dead) at a frat house and left it with them andf theyve had it ever since. theyve got no reason to lie about something like that.
and actually the cops here are extremely cool. if you are drunk and underaged and need a ride anywhere they will take you and not ask any questions. THE CHEIF OF POLICE told us he didnt care if we smoked pot as long as it wasnt in the dorms and we did it the right way with the right people (and we didnt get caught…). but no joke…these cops are cool as hell
where you going to school again?
OMG I had quite the run in with po=pitty-po tonight.
Let’s just say I’m very very happy to be home right now, not in jail, still in shock.
What in Sam Hill is going on in here?
Hank should be in jail and spooks is smoking pot and getting rides from cops.
I don’t know, but yesterday I spoke at length with a guy who used to live in NJ and who is now living in a small town in central TN, and is loving it. He went on about how beautiful it is and how chill the folks are. And now Spooks is appreciating his local cops, and I’m seeing visions of Sheriff Andy Taylor allowing Otis the drunk to check himself into his own private cell.
I think one of our next vacations should be to the TN hills. We already fell in love with Ashville, but I think that area is building into a vacation spot for the nuvo-riche since Tiger Woods is building his first championship gold course there.
the university of the south also called sewanee
I believe the dean’s last name is Wormer.
I remember my freshman year in Bruce Hall at University of North Texas…I bought killer pot from my RA…jammed regularly all around the dorm rooms (it was a music dorm, after all)…regularly tripped at various campus events…drank beer on campus without any worries.
It snowed like mad one December night and 5 of us BROKE INTO THE DORM CAFETERIA to steal lunch trays so we could use them as sleds and slide down hills. We fucking literally broke and entered like it was no big deal…and returned the trays when we were done with them.
Ah…college life.
The best part of that is that you returned the trays!
TN is getting a lot of people moving in, think there pop may be the fastest rising right now, don’t know for sure, don’t want to check the stats, but i keep hearing people saying there moving to tenn
don’t be a fool, stay in school, be sure to wrap your tool, don’t eat the cafeteria grool
All of OlfactoryHue’s posts are the epitome of stream-of-consciousness.
Scratched cracked and dirty…but yes.
damn skippy, im at work here i can’t take to long to think anything im thinking over, it just comes out
college was a fucking blast thou, especially frosh year, b/c i hadn’t declared a major, so it was all intro like courses, many of which the material covered i had in high school so it was like a refresher, god i smoked so damn much back then, blunts upon blunts, and booze to the roof, beer pong all day everyday, madden, college football, girls, more booze, blunts, madden, the cycle continued till about mid way jr year when things slowed a little b/c work actually needed to be done to get good grades
i graduated with a 3.8__ something, i think it was a 3.82 can’t say for sure anymore, i got some white tassel when i graduated thou, that is kind of cool
the cops here in burlington have the same deal, call them and say you’re drunk and need help. they won’t worry about you being underage, they’ll take you home or to the hospital if you need it. no charges. i think you might have to ask to use the “got your back” program
as for drinking in the dorms, i know a ton of people who’ve already been caught by the RAs, not a big deal your first offense just have to talk to someone about why you felt the need to drink
TO GET FUCKED UP!
No but seriously I lived in a dorm all 4 years and drank all the time. I mean literally all the time. I drank in my sleep.
Got busted a few times, too. Oh well.
Life goes on.