the cops here in burlington have the same deal, call them and say you’re drunk and need help. they won’t worry about you being underage, they’ll take you home or to the hospital if you need it. no charges. i think you might have to ask to use the “got your back” program
as for drinking in the dorms, i know a ton of people who’ve already been caught by the RAs, not a big deal your first offense just have to talk to someone about why you felt the need to drink
