College is Awesome

Non-Phish General
#26

I don’t write 'em, I just read 'em. It may just be an underage thing, I’ve not had to worry about it for some time now. I do know the city stepped up its citation for open containers, meaning they charge you a buttload for walking down the street, even being of age, with an open pabst.

Fluff,
I got busted on the day before moving out of the dorms sophmore year. I still had to go to the alcohol seminar with about 10 others on a saturday morning. A buddy of mine showed up to it still hungover from the night before, and was asked by one of the administrators to apologize to the group. I think he was also asked to attend another similar event. Moral- if you have to go, go sober, or you might get to go agin.

#27

^^I’ve certainly heard stories from guys in the '80’s where school sanctioned events had kegs. Now, although readily available from local liquor stores, kegs are equated with the devil, i.e. common source.

#28

Good lord…I’ve got so many goddamn college stories that I could write a novel.

About getting caught we used to smoke weed in the bike room and one time it was EXTREMELY windy and I guess the smoke blew right out into the hallway from under the door. There were tons of folks outside who obviously I was in there so I no choice but to try to cover my head and leave. The cops were banging on my door the next morning and I basically just ignored them. In the end I did have to talk to the building director who was ultra cool and basically said that it’s not no one’s ever done it before and kindly said that if I must do it, just don’t do it in the dorm. And that was that. Amazing.

Man, I miss college. Seriously, don’t EVER graduate. EVER.

Stevo

#29

the thing is, you have to let the RAs in. they have to knock and ask for permission to enter. there are peepholes in the doors so you can look out and check. they have to ask permission to open any closet or fridge. so you have to be pretty fucking drunk to let them in.

or, you could just forget that there is beer out (on sunday night we were watching the pats game and drinking, there was a knock on the door, without thinking someone yelled “come in”, the RA enters, there are at least 5 empties lying around, 3 o us have beers in ou hand, somehow we werent caught though)

#30

The best part about my floor was about half of my RAs didn’t give two shits about anyone getting drunk. One of them was actually more drunk than all of the rest of us…for the second half of the year I never saw him sober. We’re big drinking buddies now which is great. There were years when we had multiple guys on the floor who sold weed…it was easier to get a bag of weed than it was to a soda pop.

Stevo

#31

is that all you guys did in college?

drink and smoke weed?

for shame. for. fucking. shame.

#32

This same exact thing happened my sophomore year. We were playing Goldeneye or something and our RA knocks and one of the guys just yells “yeah” (as in “yeah, come in”). The RA frowned and then motioned for the guy who yelled “yeah” to go outside in the hall. The room got deathly silent.

It was great!

And yeah, all I did mainly was smoke and drink. And eat. And poop.

#33

i was on the first floor frosh year and we’d do whatever we pleased in our rooms, then when the smoke got too thick and somebody would come knocking, we’d bounce out the window and finish up the session out in the woods, we had a lot of woods at stockton, a lot of woods

#34

Spooks, you anywhere near Memphis?

I could look at a map… but don’t care enough to.

Meet up with UB40 and myself at Panic Friday and Saturday. Ya heard!

#35

And that is a roger good buddy, college is awesome.

#36

I agree. Why? Thom answers that one:

:smiley:

#37

why i oughta…!!

::shakes fist::

#38

memphis is fairly far west of where i am. i more or less an hour south of nashville. i AM thinking about going to widespread in chattanooga in october. might i see you there?

#39

No.

#40

DAMN YOU TO HELL

#41

3rd Grader: How’s high school Billy?
Billy Madison: High school is great. I’m learning new things and everyone is really nice.
3rd Grader: Gee, I can’t wait till I get to “hike” school.
Billy Madison: [grabs 3rd grader’s face and whispers] Don’t you say that. Don’t you ever say that. Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it. You have to cherish it.

truer words have never been qoueted heed this advice and you will do well

#42

Hike school was awesome but college was awesomer.

#43

hike school was so fucking awful

#44

shit…my High School was one of the models for the movie DAZED AND CONFUSED! Seriously…Linklater was a graduate. Texas high schools in the 70’s and early 80’s were radical. They really let us paddle the freshmen and hold hazing rituals. We really had a designated smoking area in the school. My friends and I were part of a secret fraternal order called TKB (which my dad was also a member of back in the day…it was an acronym for something in Latin…we called it Tap a Keg Of Beer).

Now the same school has freakin metal detectors and guidlines against hazing and secret fraternal orders.

Glad I grew up when I did…when the drinking age was 18 and high schools were full of high keds.

#45

college is awesome, huh?
well you’re right about that…cause LEARNING is awesome!

i’m proud of you kids. here’s a nickel, go whet yer willy.