Controversial Topics

I love annoying Christians by reminding them that God himself did NOT write the Bible though they seem to take it as though he did. They don’t realize that it was written and re-written by kings and corrupt popes to cater to their individual desires and like and dislikes and that many of the messages (the anti-gay thing in particular) really were not intended as messages in the Bible.

Most that I talk to can’t even remotely comprehend this or even TRY to consider that it MIGHT be the case.

Like all religious discussions, it’s quite pointless since I won’t change anyone’s mind, but I’ll break it out when someone tries quoting a bible passage at me. THINK FOR YOURSELVES, PEOPLE!!!

People also tend to not like my “the entire government is fucking corrupt” arguments either.

Stevo

i once masturbated 16 times in one day. that’s my personal record. i think i was 13.

beat that moma!

Oh I can… and I would… and I have…

back when I was young and unemployed with nothing else to do with my day. One time when my parents went on vacation and left me by myself at the house, I made it a point to take the whole day and devote it to seeing how fast my recoil time was.

roughly 10 minutes… ;)… and that was with scrambled porn. Haven’t tried to do that since… but I think I’ve got a few vacation days saved up at work…

:wink:

but anyways…here’s another Alli thought for you…

Why doesn’t someone tell these people out there that have 4 and 5 kids that they’re being selfish and irreponsible by bringing that many new people into the world? This is not medievel times. Most of them don’t live on a farm that requires a large family run it., and if I have to see one more stow and go minivan filled to the brim with chocolate pudding smeared youngters I’m going to scream.

these uneccesary children running around are the worst, most austentacious verson of entitlement I’ve ever seen. Yes, you and your husband have genitals… apparently they work. That’s fine. That doesn’t give you the right to have FIVE MILLION children…b/c quite frankly, little jimmy is a selfish spoiled brat who’s going to grow up to rape my planet even further and deplete the already struggling ecosystem I live in.

there are 7 billion people on this stressed out planet. Between traffic, disease and the environment we have plenty of good reasons to recognize that we need to do the responsible thing and STOP breeding… or for godsakkes slow down a bit or put a 2 child cap on it like China. But instead of helping matters, the government encourages this shit with tax breaks and programs to help out any idiot that thinks that having a house full of kids is their ticket to getting free money.

Granted, I have a son. I’m not saying that have a child is wrong. ONE child is fine. I don’t want to have any more than that. Not just b/c I don’t want to contribute to all that I mentioned above, but it is a factor. I know it’s a personal choice, but how could a “loving” parent bring a whole baseball team full of kids into this world and think that where we’re headed as a planet is a good thing? Seems to me like if they really wanted to love the kids their kids, they’d stop making more to discount the ones they already have.

we the people of the OKP should hold…The Contest. who can hold out the longest? who has the will, the power? who is The Master Of Thier Domain?

it should have it’s own thread.

oh my god it would be brilliant and hilarious.

who’s in?

LOL…the scrambled porn…Life was tough before the internet

I’m in!

I am master of my domain . . . lord of the manor . . . king of the castle

I think 5 is my one day record. I play guitar.

^there’s the spirit!

who else?

come on people, let’s get this puritanical, self-loathing non-party started!!

I’m out!

;D ha!

I’ll second Maelzoid.

bursts in, slaps money down on counter

I’m SO in… y’all are going down…

and yes… that IS a sexual innuendo… did I mention I play dirty?

I came to win BOY!!!

::Reads Allisons posts in this thread::

Okay…I’m out…

hahaha…here Dev… just for you… :wink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKTP80Lo3S4

…and then there were three

i’m starting the thread. Moma, given your em, uh, private-time enthusiasm, i’m betting you’re the first to fall.

see ya at the finish line, chumps!

I just read this thread for the first time. Wow. Just…wow…

Momma…wow…just…wow.

I’d like to participate in this contest… is it just seeing how many times we can jack it in one day?

momma cheated

i’ll never be able to remember this when i’m drunk and teased later.

Here’s a controversial topic to get us back on track…I’m neither pro-choice nor pro-life. I’m pro-abortion. There are too many people in this world and it’s getting worse by the decade. We as a species are going to reach a point where there’s not enough land, resources, and money to support us. Think of something as simple as trying to find a job, or even a Nintendo Wii, and imagine if that was how hard you had to struggle to find/afford food or water.

We’re either going to have to colonize space, which has all kinds of problems to overcome, or start limiting how many children families can have. Frankly there should be no reason people don’t use birth control in this day and age, since one of the Popes already said condoms are A-OK. But let’s face it. Condoms aren’t failsafe. Given the choice between a life ruined by an unwanted pregnancy, which will only have negative effects on a child which you can barely afford because the Earth is so crowded, and–to use the hysterical pro-life term–“murder”, I choose murder.

Maybe I can say that because I don’t have a kid, and frankly I don’t want kids, but it’s something we’re going to have to deal with. Will mandatory ‘birth limits’ infringe on rights guaranteed in the Constitution?? Will people have kids in secret?? I sure hope not. As for the Constitution, it’s a living document and we can change it. I don’t think it’s necessary to have more than three kids to be “pursuing happiness.” And now I’m sure someone will chime in with “I was the fourth kid in my family” or “I have five kids and you’re asking me to kill two of them, you monster!!” But…like I said, overpopulation is coming. People kill each other over Nike basketball shoes and Playstation 3’s. Imagine if your children’s children’s children had to fight each other over land, water, or food.

jeez greg. if you’re entering The Contest, you better relieve some stress in the next twenty hours.

^bwahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah