That is like… the worst imaginary set list ever.
Just… just… terrible.
:-*
3-6-09
I. Buried Alive>Fee, Backwards Down the # line* HYHU>vacuum solo**>Crackl’in Rosie*** >HYHU,
Axilla II >Slave, Dinner and a Movie>Catapult>Mound, Lawn Boy, Rift, Golgi.
II. Tweezer#>Piper##>Simple###>Tweezer####>Meatstick>#####NO2 ######>Tela>Tweeprise, Crimes of the Mind@>Fluffhead, Cavern
e1. Mango Song, Alaska
e2. Col. Forbin>Icculus$>Mocking Bird$$
*Trey introduces phish 3.0, referring to Page as Angtsy Sulu. **Fish plays Fluffhead tease. *** Crackl'in Rosie with Trey introducing Fish as Jalala Cash "the SPAM in Black" in reference to Jon's new square black dress. #Tweezer w/ I Can't Turn You Loose Tease(^I liked your idea), ##Stash tease for 1 round of clapping, ### Sparkle tease ####Fluff's Travels tease,#####unfinished,######NO2 with jam from the White Album, @W/Dude Of Life, $Trey talks about the band getting together, being nervous, and how the teases were just last minute practices for a perfect Fluffhead. $$w/ language instructions for the NOOBS^Runaway Jim is between Fee, and Number Line
3-6-09
1: Piper#>Backwards down the number line>Piper, Guyute, Taste*>Once in a lifetime##>Taste>You Enjoy
Myself**
2: Farmhouse###>Harpua***>Alaska>Harpua####Don’t let Me down****>Harpua>Runaway Jim, Stash
Encore: Brother
With intense ambient funk jam. Trey sings “still waiting” (from Cross eyed and painless) in the back ground of the evil ambient jam untill it cools down a bit and then he starts singing The lyrics from "Backwards down the number line"which almost bears no resemblence to the original acoustic version played at rothbury with his guitar loops
blaring in the back ground and then it goes back into the ending of piper.
- just the intro which segues into the talking heads “once in a lifetime” with page doing some massive synth drones.
Funk jam with more “still waiting” teases by trey which goes into the remainder of taste
** through out the vocal jam you hear them tease the “oom pa pa” vocal intro from harpua
They start up the song and replace the opening lyrics with “welcome you’ve made it to Hampton” and then right after that line they do a dissonant breakdown similar to the one in tweezer with fishman doing an evil laugh in the back ground and randomly shouting the hanson lyrics “Umm Bop” untill going right into harpua( with out the oom pas)
*** trey tells a story about jimmy missing one of his ex girlfriends whose name is sarah and who is from alaska which is an obvious hint that the crowd goes crazy for. Jimmy starts to feel nostalgic about his time in alaska with his ex-girlfriend so he sings a song that reminds him of her and thats when they go into “alaska”.
trey continues the story “See heres the deal about Jimmy and sarah. They had been dating for a long time and then they decided to take a break…a long break. A year later they get back together. A few years later after they decide to call it quits for good and then about four and half years after that jimmy tells sarah he wants to get back together again…” and then trey stops abruptly for about 10 seconds and then says "Jeez what does that remind you of " they then go into “Dont Let Me Down” Trey ends the story by saying “it was a really bad idea though because sarah just ended up killing his cat because…you know …shes end to that kind of thing” End of story.
**** Beatles Cover
*puts tix on Ebay, since some of these are better than what we will get.
I did a while ago, can’t remember where though
I.
Ambiant jam>Bowie, Back in the Basement*, Walls of the Cave, Rift, Divided Sky, Backward Down the Number Line**, Traveled Too Far***, Undermined, Slave
II.
Curtain (with), SIHTOS, 46 Days>Twist, Seven Below, Heavy Rotation#, Bathtub Gin
E.
Golgi, Tweeprise
*-Page song (first time played as Phish)
**-First time played with full band
***-Mike song (first time played as Phish)
#-Page song (first time played as Phish)
As a side note, I think that this is going to be much of Phish 3.0
Much of their catalog is going to be put on the back-burner, concentrating more on their later material. Although I do think that they will sprinkle in the old songs throughout the tour, they will concentrate more on the “newer” material. And, if I can be honest, I think that’s just fine. It would make hearing some of the classics that much more special, hearing them as a “bustout” or something along those lines.
So long as they don’t center around songs like Friday, Secret Smile, Mexican Cousin, or any of the other set killers, I think that this can work just fine. I mean the newer songs listed are some of their heavy hitters, ya know.
Anyway, just my .02
I. Punch You in the Eye, Forbins>Mockingbird, Mikes Song>I am Hydrogen>Weekapaug Groove
II. Wolfman’s Brother, Halley’s Comet, Strange Design, YEM
E. Harry Hood
I. Tweezer, AC/DC Bag, Divided Sky, Fee, Guelah Papyrus, Foam
II. Harpua, Suzy Greenberg, Tela, The Wedge, David Bowie
E. Slave
I. Reba, Gumbo>Split Open and Melt, Rift, Billy Breathes, The Lizards
II. Run Like an Antelope, Free, Prince Caspian, Piper, Wilson
E. Fluffhead
hahah not.
No Tweeprise?
::chews nails to the quick in rabid anticipation::
3/6/09 Hampton
I. A Song I Heard the Ocean Sing>Chalkdust, Gulah, Alaska, Round Room, Mound, Billy Breathes, Cavern.
II. Waves>2001, NEW SONG, Seven Below>Piper, YEM
E: sanity>frankenstien
;D
3/7/09
I. David Bowie*, Bathtub Gin, Roggae, Possum, Old Home Place, Makisupa**, Number Line, SLAVE.
II. Fluffhead, Tweezer, NEW SONG, Rift, Golgi
E: Contact>tweeprise
*with ‘secret language’
**with no ‘key word’ Trey says “woke up in the morning…” then, into the chorus again!
as of now my dream setlist is
Set1:
ACDC Bag
Chalkdust >
Rift
Frankenstien
Mango song
Tweezer>
Mind Left body Jam>
Good Times, bad times>
The Curtain>
Peaches En Regalia
Set2:
Timber Ho!>
Its Ice>
Antelope (super intense buildup)
Fluffhead
Train song
Tela
Stash>
Mike’s Song>
Hydrogen>
Slave To the Traffic Light>
Weekapaug Groove
Encore:
Harry Hood
i know it wont happen but you can always dream . . . . . 
Alright I’ve been thinking about this for awhile now. I’m going to have a little fun here:
3/6/09
Hampton Coliseum
Hampton, VA.
Set I: First Tube, Moma Dance, NICU>Theme From the Bottom, Fast Enough For You, Antelope>Golgi>Cavern
Set II: YEM>Vocal Jam>Vibration of Life, Drowned>Mike’s>Swept Away>Steep>Hydrogen>Weekapaug
E: Velvet Sea.
Well just for fun, but I think most would walk away happy from this show. Somewhat realistic too I think. (except for the VOL, which I would love to see them do at Hampton by the way.)
Trying to be realistic…
Set 1: Chalkdust > Wolfman’s, Rift, Old Home Place, Mikes > Simple > Weekapaug
Set 2: Piper > Twist > Ghost > 7 Below > Antelope
Encore: Harry Hood
3/8/09 Hamton Coliseum
Set 1: Foreplay->Longtime, Peaches, Esther>Meat, Rock and Roll, Harpua*, Wolfman’s Bro->Sneakin Sally Reprise**, Good X Bad X
Set 2: Tweezer->Izabella->Tweezer-> N20#-> Roses are Free->Free, Tube-> Crosseyed & Painless##->Tweeprise###
E: Fluffhead
*Trey tells the tale of an older Jimmy who has taken on his share of responsibilities. He has, though, not forgotten how to let loose and have fun. He now has Posternutbag II and is well aware that Harpua has grown old and weak, however wise as well.
The cat died…
**No lyrics, kind of what B.E.K. is to Moma
#Original music played
##With David Byrne
###“Won’t you step into the spaceship” lyrics
3/6: I - Alaska > Tweezer > Theme From The Bottom, 46 Days, Train Song, Mound, Julius > Slave To The Traffic Light
II - Twist > Simple > Jesus Just Left Chicago, Ya Mar, Wolfman’s Brother > Timber > Ghost
E - Lawn Boy > Tweezer Reprise
3/7 I - Fluffhead, Tube > Sneakin’ Sally Thru The Alley > Chalk Dust Torture, Mike’s Song > I Am Hydrogen > Weekapaug Groove, You Enjoy Myself
II - Backwards Down The Number Line > Possum, Split Open & Melt > Catapult > Spit Open & Melt > Lengthwise > Maze, Scents & Subtle Sounds
E - The Squirming Coil, The Mango Song
3/8 I - Wilson > Peaches En Regalia > The Divided Sky, Poor Heart, The Oh Kee Pah Ceremony > Suzy Greenberg > Brother > Rift
II - Stash, Gumbo > Cities, AC/DC Bag > Back On The Train, Bouncing Around The Room, Walls Of The Cave
E - Sweet Adeline, Harry Hood
I think these are pretty realistic…