Damn, Some Things are Just Wrong

How would you like it if you’re mom and dad were arguing over your penis, in court, and in the world press?

SALEM, Ore.

In Africa, some of the tribes do it when your 15!

I was 23, wasn’t so bad.

This kid should feel lucky that one of his parents actually cares about his cheese build up!

you guys are killing me here.

first of all,

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

secondly, the kid’s 12. it’s up to him at this point whether or not he forgoes the turtleneck. i never understood the religious significance of it either. does god or someone up there have a preference? weird. it’s dickskin y’all.

dickskin.

…smegma…

If I was in that family, I’d Boldt outta there…

I’ve heard this too - but gather that what you lose in sensitivity, you make up in longevity - you don’t enjoy it as much, but you can enjoy it for longer.

So the big question to all male OKPers is… Hooded claw or Out in the open?

I am of the hooded variety.

Off with the head! skin! and if he shows emotion make him play with Barbie dolls!