"Dead" Man wakes up (Why I'm not an organ donor)

This is pretty crazy.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070917/od_nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AvjMaOcL7bnpCoSAg841bDMDW7oF

Yeah, I’m not an organ donor and this is one reason why.
Doctors are pretty stupid sometimes.
I don’t want to wake up missing parts of myself only to die again.

That’s why you don’t fake die in the La Cucaracha.

Only in Mexico.

So? The WWF’s Undertaker rises from the dead every week. Big deal…

That is scary.

Whoah, that is weird.

Coincidence: I heard of this other guy who was 33 and came back to life once.

fucking third world medical schools.

There was a Twilight Zone episode once that dealt with a guy who was in a car accident in South America and who was paralyzed from it to the point that his vital signs couldn’t be distinguished. His eyes were open, and he was totally unable to move so the doctors thought he was dead.

Most of the teleplay is heard as a narrative from inside the guys head as they examine him and declare him dead, etc, etc. He’s on the morgue table screaming his head off, but of course no one can hear him, as they begin the autopsy.

Great story. Anyone know this one and how it ends?

one time I heard this story of a girl who drowned, then woke up again while at the morgue.

Oh wait.

That actually happened on LOST

people actually watch network tv?

Reminds me of this video…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwW9L_qzqp8

^so it is been found out? danknugsbrah is the White Wizard? Mr. Vernix has come back!

I knew it was that motherfucker.

throws bowl of chili at Vern for ditching us

apologizes and hands Vern a towel

crazy story. twilight zone is sweet, but i havnt seen that episode.

clean off the chili and smiles worldwide

Rumors of my demise have been exaggerated.

  1. fuck yeah vern, fuck yeah.

  2. i’m fascinated with near death experience accounts. i mean, those who actually die, have some kind of experience and reemerge here, back in their body, alive. i had an english professor who experienced this once.