You were always my least favorite President, you fat, ugly bastard
chubby got stuck in a tub.
i thought he was eaten by wolves
Martin Van Buren’s got my vote… what with those Van Buren boys in New York City.
Haha!
Great thread.
I just read in his Wiki entry that he remains the only president to come in 3rd place in his re-election bid. That’s like Bush losing to Nader in 2004.
“Weighing over 300 pounds on average, Taft was physically the heaviest American president ever elected”
LOL. Okay, Taft is my new favorite.
look at him!
he looks like Teddy Roosevelt’s lazy brother
lol
I like Taft cause it sounds like taffy. Salt water taffy is the shiznet!
-just make sure you have a toothpick or dental floss or something