Don't you want to be "Spiderman"?

SANTIAGO, Chile - Scientists have discovered a potentially marketable contraceptive in the venom of Chile

so are dudes from South Chile going to come and steal our womens?

Why do I get the feeling Shatner’s behind this somehow?

I’ve never been into Star Trek that much honestly, but Kirk immediately came to mind.

Time for a new Star Trek adventure, into the wheat fields of South Chile … where the Chilean women long for the dramatic recovery of a spider-bitten Starfleet captain.