Dudeism

this rocks

http://www.dudeism.com/

Dude, sweet. I think I’ll join after…

wait, what?

I am now a member of the Church of Dudeism.

Please, my OKP brethren, do not be fooled by this website. What it purports as “dudeism” is nothing more than a major pretense. True “dudeism” would never be called dudeism, it would never be called anything. And it would never have a definition, or a church, or a history, or anything that comes close to historical “members”.

As a matter of fact, I would be a blasphemer if I continue to attempt to explain to you what “dudeism” or not dudeism truly is or isn’t. It’s not for me to say, or for you to hear.

Better to abide in YEMism, without a doubt.

^yeah!! that was a good statement… Rock it!

or like Ferris Buller said,

"-Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, “I don’t believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me.” Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people. "

so awesome.

hahahahha perfect.