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Non-Phish General
#1

I just walked out of my room, and my two cats were looking down at something. i got closer and it was a mouse!!! EEEEEKKK!! My more boring, anti-social cat, Reba was the one that caught it in the basement. I’m so proud of her. (this obviously points toward a Phish reunion 8-))

pretty gross, and it was still alive, twitching a bit. I picked it up with an empty Doritos bag and threw it out by the garbage.

god I can’t stop thinking about it. Fucking gross, but I’m glad it happened. I hate mice. I’m also glad she didn’t eat it, because it might have made her sick or throw up or something.

#2

Live mouse thrown in the garbage?

Reeeeeal hetty.

#3

Ugh. My dad tells me stories of his cats slaughtering mice. And how if they’re still alive he has to toss them out in his yard.

I’m with you Hank…I don’t like dealing with them and dread the day I inevitably do.

But at least this way they caught one so now it won’t:
a) breed
b) eat your food

#4

Nice thread title, btw.

#5

I tried dropping a croquet mallet on it from the deck to really knock it out, but I missed I think.

That fuckers not gonna survive. And even if he does, he’s not comin’ back in my house again!!

#6

Worst names for a cat = Phish or Dead songs

Best name for a cat = Catzilla, or Sir Scratchington Rogers Marjoribanks III, Esq.

#7

Yeah, but “Reba” is also an actual name.

As opposed to, say “Train Song.”

“Train Song caught a mouse the other day.”
“What?”

#8

Yeah I know its lame to name animals after Phish stuff.

shoot me.

#9

Reba bringed present for daddy! Daddy no like?

#10

I read that cats will stalk, hunt and kill things and then “present them” to their owner as a way of “helping out.” This is because usually their owner is gone for long periods of time during the day and since there’s always plenty of food around, he must be out hunting, right? Well I better do my share! Here, have a mouse.

#11

^^^^haha nice Neil

I’m naming my next pet “Big Black Furry Creature From Mars.”

#12

or maybe “The Connection”

#13

How about “The Wedge?”

#14

How about Fuck Your Face?

(I’m just messin with ya)

Actually, the best pet names I thought of were, “Come Here” and “Stop That”, since I seem to say that more than their actual names…

#15

I like the idea of calling a pet “git”…as in, “go away”

cuz I say that a lot

#16

I would like to name a dog Spot…

So I could yell in public, “Come Spot!”

#17

update: the mouse is not twitching anymore, and it hasn’t moved

DEAD AS FUCK

#18

It’s probably just sleeping off its wounds.

#19

Bereft of life, it rests in peace.

#20

Betsy Wetsy the Dogg catches the mice round these here parts.

I caught one last week, and it bit me, and everyone started freaking out that I was gonna get rabies. So I named the mouse Ray B. we put him in a tupperware and let him go outside. But later that day he was found dead, he had a heart attack. But hey, no rabbies or diseases for me!