or maybe “The Connection”
How about “The Wedge?”
How about Fuck Your Face?
(I’m just messin with ya)
Actually, the best pet names I thought of were, “Come Here” and “Stop That”, since I seem to say that more than their actual names…
I like the idea of calling a pet “git”…as in, “go away”
cuz I say that a lot
I would like to name a dog Spot…
So I could yell in public, “Come Spot!”
update: the mouse is not twitching anymore, and it hasn’t moved
DEAD AS FUCK
It’s probably just sleeping off its wounds.
Bereft of life, it rests in peace.
Betsy Wetsy the Dogg catches the mice round these here parts.
I caught one last week, and it bit me, and everyone started freaking out that I was gonna get rabies. So I named the mouse Ray B. we put him in a tupperware and let him go outside. But later that day he was found dead, he had a heart attack. But hey, no rabbies or diseases for me!
my cat, 11/17/97, catches birds and almost surgically dismembers them. the wings are neatly laid at their respective sides, the head placed nicely above the torso. it’s spooky man.
LOL, nice
See phg’s isn’t quite THAT bad since at least Reba is like a real name of real people that just happens to be a Phish song. And maybe it’s me but “Poster” seems like a great name for a male cat but I’ve only had female ones.
My cat is named Annie cuz…well I think it’s a cute name and female cats should have cute names. Of course, I also call her “Big Girl” “Pretty Girl” “Baby” “Fuzzy” “Bum” “Annabelle” “Lazy Piece of Shit” “Fluffball” and “Murderer”
And the “Murderer” part stems from the fact that she actually caught and killed a frickin BIRD which shocked the hell out of me. I got to see the whole thing. She’s an indoor cat but I let her outside when it’s nice out and she enjoys chasing bugs and enjoying the scents and smells out there…usually she just lays around. Some days she practically begs to go out. Anyway, she’s never come CLOSE to catching a bird since they just fly away when she gets close so I didn’t think anything of it at first but she somehow snuck up to and got the jump on one and swung as it was flying away and somehow smacked it to the ground out of mid air. Then she jumped on it and the bird starting squawking at her. She bit it once, there was more squawking and then she bit it again and that was it…she must have hit something vital because it was instantly dead. I even ran up to her to maybe spare the bird but it was over too quickly. Anyway, she sat there stunned with the bird still in her mouth for a while then eventually walked over to me and dropped the bird at my feet…it was pretty sweet. I gave her some kitty treats and then buried the bird. So my cat’s a murderer. But at least she’s a friendly one. Good times.
Stevo
yeah its funny because Reba’s personality and attitude do not paint her as a murderer AT ALL
she’s a smaller cat, prissy and shy. meows like she’s completely distressed most of the time.
I’m so glad she got that goddamned mouse.
That’s just to fool you for when she eventually kills you in your sleep.
Awww…what’s so bad about the lil mouse? They’re quite cute…I used to have some mice as a pet when I was younger. They’re harmless. Besides, they’re not there to bug anyone…they’re just trying to get by like the rest of us. Don’t hate on our rodent brothers.
Stevo
they have diseases and they shit in your silverware drawer
and they’ll bite you
and I don’t like the idea of them being in the same house as me
Naw, they won’t bite you unless you corner them and they have no other option…any other time, they’ll just run. Plus the diseases thing is VERY overplayed…there’s very few diseases that they can carry that can also be caught by humans. Same as when you have a cold…your cat won’t catch it since human colds and such won’t effect them.
And those little shits are cute, aren’t they? Awwwww…
::carries meatsicle outside::
OMFG this is getting out of control. Reba got another today. I just picked it up off the kitchen floor, with a plastic bag.
I owe her some cat nip or something.
You need a reusable mousetrap and some peanut butter.
Me and my roommates did exactly that ^ after we found a dead mouse in our fridge
Peanut butter is definitely the way to go, although one time I spread some PB on a trap, drank a little, forgot which knife I used and wound up making a sandwich with the dirty dead mouse knife.
Remember which knife you use.