Nice thread title, btw.
I tried dropping a croquet mallet on it from the deck to really knock it out, but I missed I think.
That fuckers not gonna survive. And even if he does, he’s not comin’ back in my house again!!
Worst names for a cat = Phish or Dead songs
Best name for a cat = Catzilla, or Sir Scratchington Rogers Marjoribanks III, Esq.
Yeah, but “Reba” is also an actual name.
As opposed to, say “Train Song.”
“Train Song caught a mouse the other day.”
“What?”
Yeah I know its lame to name animals after Phish stuff.
shoot me.
Reba bringed present for daddy! Daddy no like?
I read that cats will stalk, hunt and kill things and then “present them” to their owner as a way of “helping out.” This is because usually their owner is gone for long periods of time during the day and since there’s always plenty of food around, he must be out hunting, right? Well I better do my share! Here, have a mouse.
^^^^haha nice Neil
I’m naming my next pet “Big Black Furry Creature From Mars.”
or maybe “The Connection”
How about “The Wedge?”
How about Fuck Your Face?
(I’m just messin with ya)
Actually, the best pet names I thought of were, “Come Here” and “Stop That”, since I seem to say that more than their actual names…
I like the idea of calling a pet “git”…as in, “go away”
cuz I say that a lot
I would like to name a dog Spot…
So I could yell in public, “Come Spot!”
update: the mouse is not twitching anymore, and it hasn’t moved
DEAD AS FUCK
It’s probably just sleeping off its wounds.
Bereft of life, it rests in peace.
Betsy Wetsy the Dogg catches the mice round these here parts.
I caught one last week, and it bit me, and everyone started freaking out that I was gonna get rabies. So I named the mouse Ray B. we put him in a tupperware and let him go outside. But later that day he was found dead, he had a heart attack. But hey, no rabbies or diseases for me!
my cat, 11/17/97, catches birds and almost surgically dismembers them. the wings are neatly laid at their respective sides, the head placed nicely above the torso. it’s spooky man.
LOL, nice
See phg’s isn’t quite THAT bad since at least Reba is like a real name of real people that just happens to be a Phish song. And maybe it’s me but “Poster” seems like a great name for a male cat but I’ve only had female ones.
My cat is named Annie cuz…well I think it’s a cute name and female cats should have cute names. Of course, I also call her “Big Girl” “Pretty Girl” “Baby” “Fuzzy” “Bum” “Annabelle” “Lazy Piece of Shit” “Fluffball” and “Murderer”
And the “Murderer” part stems from the fact that she actually caught and killed a frickin BIRD which shocked the hell out of me. I got to see the whole thing. She’s an indoor cat but I let her outside when it’s nice out and she enjoys chasing bugs and enjoying the scents and smells out there…usually she just lays around. Some days she practically begs to go out. Anyway, she’s never come CLOSE to catching a bird since they just fly away when she gets close so I didn’t think anything of it at first but she somehow snuck up to and got the jump on one and swung as it was flying away and somehow smacked it to the ground out of mid air. Then she jumped on it and the bird starting squawking at her. She bit it once, there was more squawking and then she bit it again and that was it…she must have hit something vital because it was instantly dead. I even ran up to her to maybe spare the bird but it was over too quickly. Anyway, she sat there stunned with the bird still in her mouth for a while then eventually walked over to me and dropped the bird at my feet…it was pretty sweet. I gave her some kitty treats and then buried the bird. So my cat’s a murderer. But at least she’s a friendly one. Good times.
Stevo