from a guy who knows dick about fashion.
maddox has updated, with some genius fashion tips for the ladies.
Amazing.
Read this the other day.
I am a faithful reader of Maddox, and this post was worth the wait.
hahaha!!
that was pretty good.
eh…i’ll give it a “decent” rather.
Hahaha, I so agree with that guy! Crocs look like fucking clown shoes and I HATE t-shirts with ego pumping messages on them. The one thing I hate more than ALL of them is giant sunglasses!! When did looking like a bug become attractive?? I think he left out a few things though:
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Ruffle Skirts. I hate these things with the passion. We spent the entire 90’s laughing at these yet here they are again!
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Big ass belts on top of dresses and shirts. When did belts cease to be something to hold up your pants??
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I dunno if this counts as fashion, but I hate these hair styles where they have these long bangs that they tuck behind their ears…then 5 seconds later, they fall out and hang in their face so they tuck them again…repeat this x 100/hr.
Oh and at Echo Project, I noticed that all the yuppie girls are buying and wearing rasta/dread hats in mass quantities. I don’t know why I’m surprised though, lol.
wait…the hats with the fake dreads attatched to them?
or just the rasta style?
either way i think that if you dont have locks to stuff up inside that hat then you dont really need one.
I was just thinking the other day about how I hate Crocs, they’re just sooooo ugly. How could you take yourself seriously and wear them?
And I hate those big sunglasses, especially how sometimes they trick you into thinking an ugly girl is good looking.
ahaha! it can’t be those, surely…
Yes! This is so true, and so unfair. R.I.P. My Boner.
Wow, this guy nailed a lot of things I agree with. Especially those “make-you-look-pregnant” dresses…I’ve never understood why any chick would buy those.
Another thing I dislike is chicks with their bangs just hanging down and they think it looks hot or something. It looks bad. It makes you look horrible. Here’s some examples with Courtney Cox and Jennifer Love Hewitt who normally look hot but look 50 times worse with the ugly bangs…
Seriously…stop doing this. It looks terrible.
By the way…this is the best line from the article. Holy crap…
And I’ll admit I kind of like the castro hat on a gal…it looks kind of cute…same with gals with bandannas. We need more of those.
Stevo
For a moment there Alex, I thought you were posting your fashion tips for women.
I don’t think that’s so bad, to be honest I didn’t even notice there was a head on there at first.
Just one tip there, apply the Virginia face to the Rebecca body and you are on to a winner!
Basteed, this can easily be solved… paper bag.
Oh yeah…I know. Not only that but there’s probably no traditional male who’s looking at her face in that picture anyway…
i like the hair, the face, the whole package. Party of Five was responsible for at least four seasons of boners.
I like the Football Helmets with the Dreads sewn in, like the NFL players wear!
Done.
I own a pair of blue cheapo Crocs knock-offs. It’s true. One time I wore them with dark brown cordoroys with my dick hanging out of the zipper and danced around. It’s probably on YouTube somewhere.
^it is. the best part is in the end when your mom walks into your room and starts slapping you/crying/covering you in gravy.